Minister of Resources and Spending 

A satirical or humorous acronym expansion created as a playful parody of the traditional title "Mrs." used for married women. In this context, "MRS" is humorously reimagined to stand for "Minister of Resources and Spending," implying a lighthearted association between married individuals and their roles as decision-makers or managers of household resources and expenditures. This parody acronym is not an official or conventional title but is employed for comedic effect or commentary on the responsibilities often associated with married life.

Used Car Salesman: So, my man, are you going to buy the Delorean today? It won't last long!

Married Man: I'm really interested, but I'll have to run it by the Minister of Resources and Spending first.

Minister of Resources and Spending by gonzobrains September 13, 2023

speedin

the energy you get from taking speed, crank, coke, adderall, etc.

Man, I'm so speedin'. I'm gonna clean house!

speedin by perpetualdreamer March 24, 2005

speeding 

To take the drug 'speed'

"Hey i got £20, what you wanna do?"
"lets go speeding"

speeding by Zeitgeist September 9, 2008

Speeding Balls 

When you are overly anxious to do work and/or party due to the use of mass quantities of amphetamines.

"I just took an adderall and I am speeding balls right now"

"Dude all those line have got me speeding balls"

Speeding Balls by Addy McGee May 19, 2010

Speeding in a School Zone 

A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.

Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."

Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"

Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"

Speeding in a School Zone by Coops34 December 4, 2010

Offense spending 

The enormous budget of the Pentagram in DC. It is used to put troops in 120 nations in 700 bases. It is justified with continuous scare tactics of bin Boogeyman and underwear bombers.

The Repukes want to cut government spending but refuse to cut Offense spending.

Offense spending by Kopernikus November 7, 2010

speedink 

(Noun)

1.The sport of drinking while wearing a speedo bathing suit. Usually done in a group setting.

2.The "outline" of a person's "package" seen while wearing a speedo.

I am excited to speedink with Amy this weekend.

speedink by S.P.Doe July 15, 2010