Spenser's Luck

Spenser's Luck is an unbelievable river card in poker.

"I can't believe you got that straight on the river! You have Spenser's Luck!"

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spencer sands

Little dick. Nobody will ever date him, (or at least suck his nothing) and he smells like a man whore

Gee man, you have a Spencer sands on your hands! I wouldn't want that.

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When someone acts like a complete douchebag, but no one cares because they always are/always have been like that.

"Dude that ginger kid is so crazy." "Haha, well thats just Dave. He's got Spencer Syndrome, thats just how he is."

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Spencer sloth; a fag with a little wienner, a wanna be water polo who has no game, Spencer is someone who love dick in his butt!

Wow your really being a Spencer! Small dick with fags ha ha what a classic Spencer sloth.

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the muscle that controls the poop flow in people named spencer

spencer used the bathroom and his body loosened his spencer sphincter so the poop would come out

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Biggest man titties you will ever see, drives all the boys crazy. No shirt can contain those things, WOW

Holy those are some huge mellons, he must be Spencer Sullivan

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An alligator fuckhouse of a man. Loves wearing glasses, using suppositories, and dating Neal. Spends the majority of his time in the bedroom/wide vaginas.

Ted: Hey man, I was gonna go see Spencer Smith later
Steve: Me too. Let's go together. I'll bring the suppositories and we'll make a party out of it.

Spencer Smith by G8een January 5, 2008

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