Noun. The flacid, yet visible phallic shape, that can be seen when one dons a fitted swim suit.
Do not confuse this with "the bulge." "The bulge" is when the crotch region has a visible bulge, but there is no defined phallic shape.
The swimsuit doesn't have to be a speedo, but over the years speedo has been a generic term for the fitted suits.
Do not confuse this with "the bulge." "The bulge" is when the crotch region has a visible bulge, but there is no defined phallic shape.
The swimsuit doesn't have to be a speedo, but over the years speedo has been a generic term for the fitted suits.
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Matt had such a good speedo tan from surfing in it, he wore his white skin speedo with his girl later that night.
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Bish said what... while on coffee,words are spoke in speedish, every other two topics repeated with a mirror
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Get the speedopolis mug.One of Steven Seagal's earliest porno movies from the 80s. In fact, it was so successful within the Japanese community that it became a series.
In the original "Aikido in a Speedo", Steven Seagal plays a womanizing aikido master who strolls around Tokyo in just a speedo during the hot summer days.
He stars in about half of the sex scenes where he costars with several Japanese girls. Only wearing his speedo, he disco dances in front of them with techno in the background as he shakes his arms up and down. Some scenes actually have him with pig tails too as opposed to just this ponytail.
After he fucks all the Japanese hos in the scene, he uses his Aikido to beat them up which later leads to him snapping their necks.
The end of the porno shows Steven Seagal wearing a black leather speedo sprinting through the streets of Tokyo at a speed of fucking FIFTY miles an hour while yelling out "AIIIIKIIIIIDO IN A SPEEDO!!!!" and also karate chopping little Japanese boys that get in his way while he keep his usual constipated face.
There have been at least 5 Aikido in a Speedo movies, and even a video game was made insipired by Grand Theft Auto - that is, Grand Theft Tokyo: Aikido in a Speedo.
In the original "Aikido in a Speedo", Steven Seagal plays a womanizing aikido master who strolls around Tokyo in just a speedo during the hot summer days.
He stars in about half of the sex scenes where he costars with several Japanese girls. Only wearing his speedo, he disco dances in front of them with techno in the background as he shakes his arms up and down. Some scenes actually have him with pig tails too as opposed to just this ponytail.
After he fucks all the Japanese hos in the scene, he uses his Aikido to beat them up which later leads to him snapping their necks.
The end of the porno shows Steven Seagal wearing a black leather speedo sprinting through the streets of Tokyo at a speed of fucking FIFTY miles an hour while yelling out "AIIIIKIIIIIDO IN A SPEEDO!!!!" and also karate chopping little Japanese boys that get in his way while he keep his usual constipated face.
There have been at least 5 Aikido in a Speedo movies, and even a video game was made insipired by Grand Theft Auto - that is, Grand Theft Tokyo: Aikido in a Speedo.
-Holy crap what's that gay guy with the ponytail doing sprinting down the streets of Tokyo at 50 miles an hour while yelling "AIKIDO IN A SPEEDO!!!!!"?
-He's just filming his latest porno, Aikido in a Speedo
-He's just filming his latest porno, Aikido in a Speedo
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Get the Speedo Torpedo mug.The act of front or back seat passengers casually looking at the speedometer, when feeling nervous about the driver's speed.
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