Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

by Tman227 September 11, 2016

Bag Speed

How fast your nut sack is moving during sex.

She yelled... Pound me harder! I can't feel your nuts slapping my ass? Bag speed is everything, ya know! It's the only thing that matters.

by Fritz Bennett August 14, 2008

speed-bagging his neobean

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.

Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."

by Van Eric Adams August 1, 2023

Speed Bagging

When a man hits the womans uvula repeatedly with his cock

My favorite part of foreplay is the Speed Bagging

by The Ghostface May 10, 2008

Speed Bagging

A sexual act wherein one male partner maintains a squatting position whilst the other partner, male or female, lays underneath and goes to pound town on the testicles with both their fists.

"why can't you walk straight?"
"I was on the receiving end of speed bagging last night"

by Fusion2410 February 26, 2019

speed baggin'

Working the clit from both sides simultaneously as if you were working a speed bag. 1,2,3, one, 1,2,3, two, 1,2,3, three....

Bones: Did you hear I went out with Jules last weekend?
Fav: Hell no ! Lucky you ! Did you do any clam stabbin' ?
Bones: Didn't I tell you I've got the wounded Marlin ?
Fav: Shit, no. D'ya get anything ?
Bones: Just did a little speed baggin'. I'll be back to my old self next week.
Fav: You'll bounce back kid ! Right'o !

by Fav February 15, 2008

seed bag

The scrotum; the bag that holds the testicles.

Reach down...between my legs...and ease the seed bag.
...Panama!

by blennder March 1, 2005