Speed Bump

A kayak in the Puget Sound.

Watch out for the speed bumps ahead, you don't want to tip their boat and water log their granola.

by Crowsnest July 29, 2011

speed bump

1. A person who is not recognized by their significant other, a person who is a distraction in a relationship

2. A one nightstand, what you call the person you had a fling with.

3. A fat ass

1. He was a speed bump that I already forgot

2. She meant nothing to me, she was just a speed bump.

3. Bre, did you see the speed bump on dat honey

by Tip-drill February 27, 2008

"speed bump"

Someone who slows everything down and retards fun.

The "Speed Bump" really wrecked that party.

by Craig266 November 13, 2007

Japanese Speed Bump

When the male or female takes a cucumber and places it in the women's vagina, then takes a sledgehammer or some other sort of blunt object and smashes away at it.

Damn he gave me a great "Japanese Speed Bump" last night!

by Will Carroll April 15, 2010

Human Speed Bump

A football player (usually a lineman) who gets beaten, humiliated, & knocked to the ground on every play.

The pass rushers are treating that Offensive Lineman like a Human Speed Bump on their way to the Quarterback.

by slice60 February 22, 2008

Speed bump

One who is always slowing down those around him/her because they are slow themselves.

I hate working with Tom. It takes forever to get anything dne because he is such a speed bump

by jimmyeatdorrito December 30, 2007

speed bump times

hitting walls or barriers at every turn. -mere survival has become an incredible struggle. someone constantly in your way/face 'raining on your parade' -and they're STILL trying to take my 'gage' away!! -wish i was half as smart as all yo' all mo'-fucks!!

trying to get a job, they want me to pee in a cup! these are sure speed bump times!!

all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!

first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010