Spear

Front protruding hair platform, generally supported with very small amounts of product. Spear collapses when the person wearing it sweats, or when it gets wet. The Spear is at its prime when first molded in the morning, and its shape shifts as the day progresses.

A: "My Spear is much better than Pauly D's hairdo"
B: "Oh, I know."

by spearfuheva January 22, 2010

speared

right on smart comment

You speared that dumbass and made him call for mama

by Bigalb3 October 18, 2007

Spearing

The act of waking your significant other by ramming your penis inside one of their orifices while screaming "Huzzah".

Girl 1: "Hey you look really tired today"
Girl 2: "Yea my boyfriend decided to try spearing me this morning"

by Dr Pepperoni March 9, 2015

spearing

1) the unknown sport of taking spears and driving in pick up trucks and high speeds and throwing spear like objects into signs.

me and a bunch of friends got drunk last night and went spearing in curry's truck.

by John Jamelske May 19, 2006

Spear

Insert Penis into another man's anus

Tim speared Ben and Simon after the theatre

by Albert Weinstein October 29, 2005

spear

to fist a girl and then open your hand while still in her.

I speared that girl all night long. She was loving it.

by deesnoop June 7, 2004

spearing

When someone ussualy named Nathan is constantly flirting with someone and making it extremley obvious.

Look at Nathan He is spearing Mackenzie.

by coolness29 April 5, 2011