spazbog

Usually used in plural.

Vulgar slang for disabled lavatory, a portmanteau of spastic and bog - the latter, in turn, metonymic slang for toilet. The privacy and seclusion such facilities offer make them popular locations for masturbation.

I'm just popping off to the spazbogs for a.. tacit.

by Nick Mailer January 30, 2003

spazmobile

A mountain bike with a two stroke engine.

Did you see that guy on that mountain bike? He was doing thirty miles an hour peddling backwards,what a spazmobile!

by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 22, 2008

Spazdiot

Spazdiot is not to be confused as either a spaz or an idiot but a greater combo of the two combined, being utterly stupid and annoyingly idiotic!

Er Taylor being jobless isn't a skill you f-ing spazdiot!
Damn...then what are my skills!

by Siren1985 January 5, 2011

spazziod

A person who is overly energetic and paranoid to the point of insanity.

Stop being such a spazziod over getting fired.

by Lissy J. May 24, 2011

spazmosis

A condition inadvertently acquired by prolonged association with a clumsy/spastic person.

I am afraid to hang out with that clumsy guy, Sam, due to the probable occurrence of spazmosis.

by SpazOne November 22, 2011

SPAZOID

Someone who totally freaks out over little or nothing.

Mostly done by SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS or the mentally ill.

Darin is freaking put because some disagreed with him; he is such a SPAZOID.

by Dan D Doty October 9, 2018

spazoidian slip

A spazoidian slip is when the mighty spazoid slips into an analzoidian frame of mind,not permanent, and can be used as a building block to strengthen the mind to become a better spazoid.

"The last couple of days I had a major spazoidian slip,it was scary, but my stronger,new and beautiful being emerged."

by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 25, 2008