Santagato

Known as an infectious disease, which causes stalking, drooling, amazing tuesdays, and laughing your ass off. Santagato has been isolated to a small area in New York known as Astoria named as being start of infection. The quarantine area currently holds approximately 192,000 patients in counting, but is quickly spreading to Canada and Asia. Signs and Symptoms of Santagato are classified as follows:

In Teens:

1. Best Tuesdays Ever
2. Stalking

3. Tweeting, and being a fan of Santagato

4. Claiming to not stalk

In Adults:

1. All of the above

2. Seeing their children on the internet a lot more than often
3. You refer to yourself as a Santagato Fan Mom
4. Constantly asking who this Joe fellow is

If you see Santagato or any signs of Santagato, keep watching and hopefully the level of attractiveness will go away. Santagato has been known to infect people within 5 minutes. Once you have experience Santagato you cannot be cured. Just like herpes, it will keep coming back.

I went to Astoria and totally got Santagato'd.

by ChaMarJan August 6, 2012

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Santana DVX

Just some positively fly bubbly brought to you by Carlos Santana. Santana DVX is the preferred beverage of The Lonely Island, and is name-checked in many of their songs.

Tim: I can't believe Santana DVX is only $5.95 a bottle!

Eric: Must be a sale.

by V-Rex Shreddosaurus May 17, 2009

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Carlos Santana

Easily one of the best guitarists around. Plays with such ease, skill and passion you might even forget it's all on an electric guitar. Known for his signature piercing sustains. Really kicked off his career when he played at Woodstock. Since then he has had a varied career. Re-booted his career in 1999 with the release of Supernatural.

Abraxas & Supernatural. By Carlos Santana.

by Not Eric Clapton October 8, 2008

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spanty

habitually and intentionally leaving typos intact in a message transmitted by electronic means, such as in a mobile phone's text message, or e-mail. Often aided by predictive text technologies such as T9. Being spanty is often done to bewilder the unsuspecting, or for personal amusement.

Molly: I'm going to moth the movie and the library today.

Molly: Of course, by "moth," I meant to type "both," but I left it in there because "moth" is awesome.

Jeff: You're so spanty.

Molly: Yeah, I'm book like that.

by Jeff83 February 11, 2009

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8-Way Santa

A type of blotter paper LSD. It was pretty common to come across in the 80s and 90s. It is famous because of the rock group, Tad, whose second studio album was entitled 8-Way Santa.

Dude 1: Yo dude, you know where I can buy some acid tabs?
Dude 2: Yeah dude, I know a guy.
Dude 1: Is it legit?
Dude 2: Yeah man, it's straight 8-Way Santa, I tripped on that last month, crazy.

by MattTheRipper October 23, 2009

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