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Spanktarded

It is the feeling of pure retardation after a long series of BDSM Spanking. You are unable to speak, communicate or operate your body. You are in a euphoria state or subspace from spanking.
"Oh man, those spank marks look rough, you okay?"
"ya, i was completely spanktarded after them"
by Stephanie Steamweaver April 24, 2014
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Spankmonk

Spankmonk meaning Fat
1) Christian Warner is "Spankmonk"

2) Damn that ass "Spankmonk"
by SlatSlime June 23, 2019
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Spankeano

A Spankeano is someone that loves anal sex aswell aswell as men twerking with sunflower oil
For example im a spankeano Or omg ur such a spankeano daddy
by Lordmythz December 1, 2022
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spankbank

memories,thoughts or fantasy's you have about you having sex with someone or watching them have sex with someone else.
Most commonly used when trying to get yourself off.
Is my wife in your spankbank when your trying to get yourself off?
by Joe_Mac July 20, 2008
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Spanktard

A person so stupid you feel the need to spank their dumb ass into cognitive awareness. see slaptard
I've seen cups of coffee with more intelligence than you spanktard!
by Jon Merlin May 10, 2006
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spanktabulous

(adj.) The hot, elated feeling one has from an overwhelming laugh or from a spankin' good time. Can be the opposite of ridonkulous. A high-level of amazing with the intention of believability combined with the drama of being fabulous.
She had a spanktabulous week: fresh ideas, hot looks, and exceptional moves.

I laughed so hard! What a spanktabulous good time!

That was the most ridonuklous dinner ever! Overpriced and didn't even taste good. We should try the spanktabulous place across town tomorrow night.
by JJSlim July 10, 2009
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SkankBank

Similar to “Rickrolling” but on a smaller scale, and not as sneaky and misleading.

Friends and foe can and complete strangers “Skankbank” each other, adding skankbank currency to their existing “Skankbank account”. To SkankBank someone or “Add to your account” with the Skankbank you must Text, instant message, personal message, or telephone an individual other than yourself or your mother and father(S) (one can not skankbank their own parents alive or dead) and communicate only the word “Skankbank” (if on telephone wait for the person in theory to say hello and reply to them very loudly and quickly “SKANKBANK!”).

By doing this you have Skankbanked said person and they are now in your account as currency with the Skankbank.

You may also go for a rebound and Skank bank a person a second time, but this can only be done In a separate message or telephone call and does not count unless you do so before they have time to respond to the initial skankbanking. Doing this is referred to as “Double Decker Skankbanking” and is banned in 3 states and frowned upon in Russia, though it is a perfectly legitimate act to attempt.

If you can cause someone to cry from skankbanking (try and target pregnant, pms’ing women or emotionally unstable homosexual men for best results) you are immune to incoming skankbanking for a time span of 1 week from the last tear they cry. This is called Wet Skankbanking

To keep your immunity for an optimal amount of time you may want to explore harassing the individual with more skankbanking and tormenting them to make them feel less adequate (keep in mind the initial reason they started crying has to originate from your skankbanking or it does not count as Wet Skankbank currency. You can not skankbank someone already crying for this reason. Instead wait for them to stop, at this time their emotions and likelihood of being pushed over the edge is at its highest. This state is known as “Ripe for the Skankbanking”.

Crying to avoid being skankbanked is punishable with death.

History:

Skankbanking was invented in the 1930’s by Lumber jacks that would climb atop the tallest tree and yodel “Skank bank!” to their nearest adversary. If two or more lumberjacks would Yodel it at the same time they would fight to the death to determine who the rights of the Skankbanking went to.
If you receive a text message saying nothing but “Skankbank” with or without an exclamation assisting punctuation you have been skankbanked and are the Skankbankee legal skankbank tender of the assaulting Skankbanker.

Messages that include anything other than the initial statement do not count. An example of this such as “Hey how is the weather, my nipples are chafing me up a storm, oh and by the way SKANKBANK”.
by Stanley Travis April 25, 2008
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