Spankadex

A metaphorical Rolodex of memories with which one sorts through for the purposes of masturbation

"I just saw a video of my best friend banging his chick. That is SO going in the Spankadex."

"The wet t-shirt party was a veritable cornucopia of Spankadex Entries"

by DirtyOldBlackGuy October 17, 2012

spanktastical

A fantastic, magical girl who that is so hot that you can't stop touching yourself.

The sexy redheaded girl I made out with tonight was spanktastical.

by spanktasticalMike October 19, 2015

Spanks Effect

Whenever you are winning in a video game without shit talking and then when you shit talk you start losing.

"Dude I lost this game cause of the spanks effect, I was shit talking and started losing"

by k1ngzz_ July 31, 2023

Spankathon

A charity endurance spanking event, where you simply get spanked by people 24/7

Spank a little more to the left please...

by Whale Watcher June 10, 2003

skankaslutawhoralicious

An individual of such extreme hotness they're ravaged with an unlimited amount of STDs. Yet that doesn't affect their sex life. In other words, although her STDs might skin you down to the bone in a cauldron of spiked barnacles and mutant crabs, you'd still totally do her.

Greg: "Dude, I'm not feeling so good."
Charlie: "Yeah? That's because that chick you hooked with last night was skankaslutawhoralicious."
Greg: "It was worth, totally worth it."
Greg's penis falls off.

by Desmond White December 3, 2009

stankass

one who smells like ass

jack was a stankass after football practice

by your daddy October 16, 2003

spankgasm

An orgasm that occurs immediately after being spanked.

She got spanked just before she climaxed and had a spankgasm.

by MephistoQC May 1, 2008