Slagsexual

When someone has no sexual preference and can not be defined by being gay or straight.
There is no parade for a slagsexual, unless you count the solo walk home on Sunday mornings.

"What she's sleeping with Annie now? I did not know she was gay."
"Oh she's not gay or straight, she's just slagsexual. She sleeps with everybody."

by darlingdear March 2, 2012

swimsexual

A swimmer who is not in a relationship because they are swimaholics and the pool is there significant other

1-why are you not dating anyone ?

2- I'm swimsexual

by To swaggie for you May 4, 2015

ShaoSexual

Thall shall only fuck a fellow Shao. Shaosexual is a sexual mix of shao shao and monkey rolling into a sexual romantic manor of love. When you are Shaosexual it means you love only the shaos and shall fuck only the shaos. Shao Shao😇😇

Person 1: Look at the Monkey King😱 He is so strong and intimidating!!
Person 2: Yeah he is intimidating I heard he is ShaoSexual😱
Person 1: What is ShaoSexual?
Person 2: It means he only will fuck his ShaoMates💯

by MonkeynatingGangBanger December 16, 2020

Scarsexual

A sexuality which is defined as the attraction to scar from the lion king.

Person A: I’m coming out as scarsexual!
Person B: you’re a fucking weirdo Morgan hey some help please.

by Edward Newgate June 22, 2021

Saesexual

Someone who's standards are too high to date or love someone else sexually

Don't get too close to her she's saesexual

by Lazy lazie July 15, 2021

Samsexual

The Sexual Orientation where a person only finds those named Sam sexually or emotionally attractive.

Oh, Buckley... He's Samsexual he is.

by Simonsen March 12, 2021

Stasexual

Not having a fetish for any living or nonliving thing besides a stapler, or in some cases a fetish of the Mr. Peanut man

I swear tom, everytime you talk to me about you "stasexual" crap i gag in my mouth

by thatoneguywhocheckedyouout ha August 3, 2010