spamatic

Someone that is addicted to spam

I’m spam and I can’t stop eating spam, I am spamatic.

by Pixi4u November 14, 2019

Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023

Sparatic

When things instantaneously go wrong like a electric current, often causing confusion.

"Dude, the other day I was at this party that went sparatic; the lights went off, the cake caught fire, I even stepped on a dog that snuck in the house."

"Don't let that guy near that machine, he'll make it go sparatic."

"Man, I never thought fishing with your hands would be so sparatic!"

"Game of Thrones was so sparatic last night!"
"James, it's always like that. Stop getting on wikipedia."

by Quackels May 30, 2018

Spastication

The pinnacle of enjoyment.

I laughed so hard i reached a state of complete spastication

I spasticated to completion

by Arm_bar_ April 20, 2020

spastica

james the bum-fucking gay porn watcher.

james is a spastica who loves men.

by caithriona April 11, 2005

sparatic

a moment in which shit goes down in a dark room with music on preferably with a hot girl, depending on your sexual preferance; that makes that moment incredibly better than it was a few seconds ago.

"yo, me and juliet where having a great time in m basement when this amazing sparatic moment happend which made everything so much better."
"sparatic moments are the BESTT!"

by JTB733 October 3, 2008

Spasticaps

Spasticaps is the sporadic use of capitalisation in sentences, used mainly by females and gooks.

Also known as "Cunts".

LiEk oMg, Hi gUyS ^^

by A.J May 10, 2005