Shackluck

To get what one deserves and blame it on misfortune

Shackluck - to hike up a glacier In Sandals and complain that ones feet hurt.

by Mr A Stanley August 23, 2006

Spacedocking

A biodegradable, environmentally friendly dildo. Created by wrapping a long, relatively thick poo in cling film, freezing it, unwrapping it from the clingfilm and using it for said purpose

the batteries on my rampant rabbit have run out so im going to try spacedocking

by Sirry Sausage July 24, 2011

spacedocking

when two people, usualy men, align their anuses to allow shit to travel betwwen them.

spacedocking is a sad & disturbing comentary on the state of humanity.

by action von jakson September 30, 2004

Spacedock

Similar to heterosexual love-making, only substitute a frozen turd dildo (turdildo) for the man and repeat until messy, warm and satisfied.

Your sister: "Who ate my turdildos? The ones in the Fudgesicle box? Fuck! Now what am I going to spacedock with? Shit! Oh, of course..."

by ancientmariner December 13, 2006

smackjockey

usually to describe someones stupidity or their neverending love for football or just a dumbass that looks pretty ugly and has concrete slabs.

i know a smackjockey we call him Josh Pezzi B/c his teeth look like their doining backflips and their concrete slabbed

by Josh Beier December 23, 2003

smackjockey

an insult commonly used towards jocks that smack each other in the ass "smack jockey" but anyone can call anyone a smack jockey use it once see if you like it

shut the fuck up smack jockey

by Beier December 28, 2003

SpaceDock

To wrap ones foreskin around an object. The bigger the object the more skilled the SpaceDocker

My friend could hold SpaceDock an entire TV remote

by Donkey12 May 27, 2015