Spam 

An acronym that stands for Stupid Pathetic Annoying Messages.

E-mail Folders:

Inbox-3
Spam-102394059382039400

Spam by MyNameIsChloeeee April 25, 2010

spam 

A rent-a-cop, mall security, security guard, because they're not real "pork"

"Can you believe that mall spam throwing me out? It's not like he's a real cop!"

spam by Headexpl0dy November 4, 2007

spam 

n. Something Urban Dictionary hates

v. Something Urban Dictionary will never do to you

We hate spam, so we'll never spam you.

spam by ZeroMan42 April 12, 2010

spam 

Another word for junk mail or junk e-mail.
It's called "spam" because no one really likes spam (the canned meat stuff), and no one really likes junk mail.

Bob: Dang I hate spam.
Lara: Oh, I like it.
Bob: You mean that canned meat stuff?
Lara: Yeah.
Bob: Umm... I was talking about the junk mail stuff.
Lara: Ohh, right. Gotcha.

spam by the sane maniac February 1, 2004

Spam 

A Spam is when you smack a guy on the forehead with a flat hand or preferably a fish while shouting Spam.

Can be played as a Spam war, which is a version of Uncle but with spamming.

Random Guy: Spam!

A Random Spaztard: Oww! Now i'll tell my mommy!

Or...

Random Guy: Spam War!!!
Random Guy's Friend: I'm never gonna say uncle!
1 Minute Later...
Random Guy's Friend: UNCLE!!!

Spam by Mmmmmmmm Kittens July 31, 2011

SPAM 

Stupid People Annoy Me.

An appropriate response to a thread-jacked facebook comment : SPAM

SPAM by Tex's Pride May 3, 2009

Spam 

A meat

Spam up!

Spam by SpamMeister June 16, 2013