souvenir poop

Your first poop at home after you return from vacation. Can consist of all-inclusive resort fare, airport snacks, or even airplane food, but it's the last thing you ate before you returned to reality.

Laundry's done. Got the dog from the kennel. Just took a souvenir poop. Party's officially over.

by SheridanFTW June 29, 2017

Soymen

A priority vegan semen substitute.

Neil: "I was with Debbie last night and she went down on me and swallowed!

Bob: " Really?!! I thought she was vegan!"

Neil: " She is, but we bought soymen."

by White Feller December 1, 2017

Seumen

A person with a long slong.

Jessica have you seen Seumens Seumen it’s so big.

by Seumen on xbox January 2, 2021

Somendra

A good friend. His best, true and lifetime male friend will be a person whose name starts with'Y'. They both will start there career with a partnership and will be known for there friendship forever.

Where is "Somendra"?

Where is "Y*****'s best friend"?

by Future_share December 3, 2021

Soume

A soume (pronounced sum) is a useless person in a squad, team or any group of people working together.

You are just a soume you’ve done nothing.

by Trevm April 12, 2023

soupen

drinking a lot of alcohol, especially used in Germany

Let´s go soupen!

by DeutscheSoupAG November 20, 2011

souvenir

Steal, while visiting somewhere you would not normally go. Should not be an item of value or use to you, simply something that you take a liking to.

Where did you get the street sign?
Oh, we souvenired that in Glasgow.

by x11 April 8, 2008