sermonate

verb:

• informal - to give a long or tedious piece of admonition or reproof; a lecture.

origin:

first popularized by the unlucky inhabitants and visitors of the CrackShack

It wasn't uncommon at the CrackShack to find JonnyPorno getting drunk, trapping unsuspecting visitors and making them listen to him sermonate.

by MzKittyPr0n October 25, 2009

Soromance

When two girls have a bromance.

OMG guys, Chloe and Henrietta are totally having a soromance. They only met a week ago and already they have matching duvet sets.

by BethnalGreenPanzer June 18, 2011

Sororiderby

The group of 3-4 mean girls who hold a position of power on small Roller Derby Leagues. These ladies were the freaks and geeks on high school who never fit in with the cool kids and may have been taunted by the pretty people. Now, finally, they are the cool kids who torture the new crop of Derby Girl wannabees, freaks and geeks-who in turn become their evil minions. They'll do anything for an XO from these evil sirens. Luckily, the power works only inside the confines of Neighborhood Roller Derby (small leagues that are afraid to step outside their Roller Rink). Nothing can stop them, except clean Derby Karma!

I'd give my right front quad skate nut to find a Sororiderby free Women's Roller Derby League!

"Drink the kool-aid and do what we say are we might let you get us some water one day, Fresh Meat!" said the Sororiderby High Priestess to her hypnotized minions

by F.U.B.A.R.bie #32flv September 30, 2011

Somosphere

The somosphere is the sum of all man-made networks, systems, software and hardware required to support virtual identities used in social media and gaming. It combines the words 'somos' (Spanish meaning 'we are') and 'sphere' and describes a completely artificial zone that engulfs much of the Earth. Drawing on a comparison to the biosphere, the somosphere can be seen to have evolved from the need for humans to communicate, moving from a purely verbal form of language to one that could be written, distributed through invention of the printing press, telegraph, radio and TV, and the Internet, to its current state as a global electronic ecosystem that supports virtual life. Unlike the biosphere, the somosphere is not a self-regulating ecosystem, although this aspect is changing with major contributors such as network operators, Internet Service Providers and social media giant Facebook showing reluctance to moderate content or comply with government interference (e.g. to prevent illegal downloading of copyright material). To this end the somosphere has emerged to be representative of the true will of the people, who are (for the most part) unrestricted by physical form, age, gender, social standing, nationality, geographical and geopolitical location, relative and religious influences and taboo. To borrow a quote from Descartes, 'We connect, therefore we are'.

Recent opinion polls have failed to appreciate factors within the somosphere, which could account for their poor performance in predicting the outcome of the Brexit and US Presidential Elections. Such factors include the reliability of statistics based on unqualified accounts; deliberate false accounting; trending within anonymous groups; and media interference. Clearly big-data generated by activity within the somosphere alone is not reliable and, as with grossly overestimated predictions from mixed meteorological data over the effect of global warming, pollsters must rethink the models used when assessing the habits of real people in line with online advertising.

by rippenburn November 12, 2016

SOPMOD

SOPMOD is an accessory kit, used by USSOCOM on M4A1, FN SCAR, HK416, and other rifles. It includes sights, suppressors, grips, stocks, lasers, and even a grenade launcher. There are two kits - Block 1 and 2. Block 1 was issued from 1993, and Block 2 is issued from 2005

You've probably seen it, if you played Call of Duty 4, Rainbow Six Siege, Ghost Recon Breakpoint or even Girls' Frontline

"The mission of the SOPMOD Accessory Kit is to provide the M4A1 Carbine and SOF Combat Assault Rifle (SCAR) with the flexibility and versatility to adapt basic issue weapons to meet SOF mission-specific requirements."
-GlobalSecurity.org

by maks3456 June 21, 2020

Solmon

A natural born chad that knows just how to make your day better with knowledge and laughter.
He an amazing person to talk and hangout with, you’ll end up being in long conversation with him for hours having a wonderful time.

“GET SOLMONED”

by ThatOrangeEngine November 18, 2020

sermon-block

When some asshole sends a long overwritten message to you and blocks you in a attempt to cut you off from your friends. This move is typically performed by insecure creeps with no concept of how interpersonal relationships work, let alone a hairbrush. These are also the ones that label people as "toxic" for no reason - loves high horses even when proven wrong

It's funny, I was going to see Evelyn and Tina tonight but got sermon-blocked by Dermit.

Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself

by indiepoprocks February 14, 2023