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Somnoxual

adj. Pertaining to the act of somnoxing.
The somnoxual sleepover caused many boxer wiggles that night.
by cdh473 November 17, 2009
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Scomosexual

A climate science denier who won't do anything but force you shake his hand.
I thought he was smart.
Nah, bro he's a scomosexual
by Deviantsdo January 5, 2020
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Samosexual

Samosexual - Somebody who will get an erection and or orgasm from a Sugary Mexican Treat, such as the Churro.
Man I'm being so Samosexual right now.
by NotTPSChurro December 24, 2012
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Scomosexual

Can't believe we have an idiot called scomosexual running the nation
by top_notch32 March 22, 2020
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Slomosexual

"Hey look it james Charles" isnt he a slomosexual
by The guac crusader June 4, 2020
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homnosexual

Homosexual but spelled wrong because you're a fucking dumbass.
"Your mom homnosexual."
"No you."
by JOE MAMA 69 ;] December 15, 2021
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Sobosexual

A sexual deviance which develops in late teenage boys who feel too good about themselves to never interact with any girl who is below 8. These men can never care about anything other than pure looks and unsurprisingly end up with women who are more toxic than the toilets in Chernobyl. The sad part is that these men only want a woman which they can show off as a trophy to their family and friends.

If this isn't diagnosed and cured, these men will end up losing half of their hard earned property in their mid 40s when their little man inevitably stops working. Though, they will eventually still feel good about it by playing golf.

The definitive symptom of this deviance is persuasion of women with a very apparent South Bombay mindset. This blinds the man from every single thing that any rational individual will avoid vehemently. Though, only 2% of men will actually end up being cured if only they can let one word pass through their thick skull from the outside.

This is generally accompanied by severe mental retardation.
Yeah, I told him he's gonna lose all his property to divorce. But he might be a sobosexual.
by I suffer from Sobosexuality January 23, 2022
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