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Some Old Mother Fucker. Coined by Aerosmith's Steven Tyler. Check out some teeshirts of his circa 1993.
You're SOMF.
by Commonwealth1325 October 19, 2003
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Stands for "Secrets of Magic Forum", a place where you can learn cool trciks and magic stuff
It's a place where people who share an interest in Magic, card tricks and that sort of stuff, help each other out. So SoMF is a place to learn some cool tricks & stuff from other people like yourself - but mainly "Magic", which is pretty cool anyway.
by Jason Gom July 15, 2008
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Story Of My Life. Something you hear, or see that always happens to you either good or bad. Typically, people use it as a way to agree with someone else's story that they can relate to.
Person 1: "I always drop the bar of soap in the bath and then I can never find it."

Person 2: "Somf"
by meiknafla June 13, 2010
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Let's just go back home and you can somf
by Lila the cat June 12, 2022
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SOMF - sit on my face. When time is of the essence, the abbreviation should be utilised.
Oh baby, you're so got. I need you to SOMF!
by Youknownothingjohnsnow December 21, 2018
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"Hey baby why don't you come over here and SOMF"
"Last night she (or he/they ) SOMF"
by J.E.D. October 14, 2020
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Dude, that girl is a total somf
by TheLewds July 21, 2015
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