sophomoric

Sophomoric: regarded as self-assured and opinionated but crude and immature. (See Greek sophos 'wise' and moros 'foolish'.)

Akash, the model for laziness and procrastination while being smart and knowledgable; also associated with "pied piper of slackerdom"

by My name is May 13, 2005

sophomore slump

n. Disappointing follow-up to a successful first record album. The term can be applied to a follow-up to a band's first major label release, rather than exclusively to the first release in any format, and can refer either to album sales or critical reception. Sophmore slumps often occur when a band or singer experiences far greater popularity than expected, and is pressured to release new material quickly in order to stay in the public spotlight, or when expectations of follow-up releases are simply too high to be met, due to the success of the first album. A sophomore slump can also occur when a band is ridiculously overhyped and sells millions of records to scenesters and posers, but by the time the second album rolls around even the scenesters and poser have figured out that they actually suck.

Hey, you ever heard of Vampire Weekend? Those guys are a sophomore slump just waiting to happen.

by Jock Strong, Message Board Cowboy April 3, 2008

Sokolow Maneuver

While at the club, you scope out the absolute completely hammered, shit faced, fall down drunk chick in the whole place. One that is so wasted her possy has abandoned her and she can barely stand or mumble her name. You approach and strike up a conversation. You mention she has lost her friends and offer to try to find them, knowing it will be unsuccessful. You then offer to get her back to her place safely. If you cant find her place you take her to your palce. She immediately passes out on the bed. When she wakes up the next morning, checks her girl parts, realizes she has not been violated. She is so greatful she found a good guy that helped her out, she proceeds to fuck your brains out.

"Hey look at Scott! He's pulling a classic Sokolow Maneuver on dat bitch!"

He Soked dat bitch!

" Hey Amber, What happened to you at the club last night?" Amber: "Im not quite sure but I did end up getting Sokolowed"

by Squid222 May 8, 2014

Sophomore Sluts

The sophomore sluts are high school girls who somehow over the summer transform from awkward freshman girls into curvy, giggling, glittered up, party skanks. It is unknown how this transformation occurs, but top scientists theorize that it is some sort of witchcraft that causes the metamorphosis into a sophomore slut. They can be identified by their shorts that leave half of their ass hanging out, cheap multi-colored hair extension, and trashy tramp stamps. They are a senior girls worst enemy as they make it their personal mission to claim the senior guys for themselves, and seem to hold some magical allure for such guys.

Senior Girl: God, this skank just stole my boyfriend! We've been together since freshman year, how can he just leave me for some sophomore?

Wise Friend: She must be one of the Sophomore Sluts. Trust me, there was nothing you could do. He just can't help it.

by Funnylover May 8, 2014

Sekhon

It comes from the northern regions of India, called punjab. its the jattiest jatt name u can have

Where will i find my sekhon jatt?

by jenney sekhon November 27, 2004

sophomore hoes

curly haired whores who think abercrombie is "hawt" and can not hold a conversation about anything expect for the latest hills episodes. Their only facebook pictures are them in bikinis and of eachother holding red cups. They can be considered lesbians but because of the massive dick they suck it is unable to be determined. They constantly lurk on older boys to try and improve their status. They pretend to get drunk on the weekends than throw themselves at any person with a penis. Especically people with girlfriends. All you need to do is drop your pants, they'll know what to do. Even for stupid hoes they catch on quickly.

Boy: Have you ever seen my room before?
Sophomore Hoes: ha ha no
Boy: Why don't you come up and see my pet snake, his name is Little Will.

Older more sophisticated girl: stupid hoes...

by freakthemighty December 9, 2009

sophomore 69

A term used to describe someone who wants to be taught sexual acts by as many people as possible. Often this refers to a virgin, or newly non-virgin, but it is also used by sexually experienced people who want to learn new tricks

Alyssa: I want to learn new sexual tricks.
Joe: oh?
Alyssa: Yes, I want to learn as many new sexual tricks I can from every guy I meet. I'm a regular sophomore 69.

by George M. Jenkins May 23, 2008