socrates

The noblest and the wisest and most just.

Socrates, I still wait for a philosopher king.

by Cagon September 24, 2005

socratic seminar

A circle jerk with an inside and outside circle. One is not allowed to cum until in the inner circle. Otherwise they will be muted (kicked out). Started by ancient Greek philosepher Socrates.

Me: Did you hear David and his friends held a socratic seminar?
You: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

by theCDFenforcer April 15, 2011

Socratin

Sorta like Socratic but not. People say this right?

Just look at this Socratin knowledge being shared at this small little table. Is this really a table?

by Socratin Thinker Man December 28, 2011

Socrates

verb

to play the fool and then figuratively judo-flip someone in conversation, as Socrates frequently does in Plato's dialogues

The philosophy freshman tried to Socrates the professor, but just made himself look like a pretentious fucking idiot.

by a nouny moose March 29, 2021

Socralis

Socralis is a mutation of the word Socialism in the song "Canadian Dream" by Sam Roberts. Socralis gained popularity in the #YTMND IRC chatroom when the song was played on YTMND Radio by DJ Dasyati and misinterpreted by other chatters.

"S-O-C-I-A-L-I-S-M is here to stay," was what he said, you idiot, not S-O-C-R-A-L-I-S."

or

"We want you to play more Socralis"

by JMHX January 18, 2006

Lantern of Socrates

When one has so many orgasms in a short period of time, that your balls and taint can no longer co-exist with each other and are forced to combine into a super structure, called the Lantern of Socrates

" dude i plowed that chick so much last night"
" be careful man, i knew this guy, yea, hes got a Lantern of Socrates now"
" whoa"

by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007

Socrates Troll

A master of logic and philosophical debate who has nothing better to do than undermine your worldview for their amusement, causing you to want to punch them in the face, then force-feed them hemlock.

Congrats. You just poked a giant hole in my logic. You could've been a lawyer and fought for justice, but instead you're just a Socrates Troll. Your talent is wasted on your amusement and my annoyance, so yes, I am mad, Bro.

by JohnnyApocalypse September 18, 2015