somf

Some Old Mother Fucker. Coined by Aerosmith's Steven Tyler. Check out some teeshirts of his circa 1993.

You're SOMF.

by Commonwealth1325 October 19, 2003

somf

Story Of My Life. Something you hear, or see that always happens to you either good or bad. Typically, people use it as a way to agree with someone else's story that they can relate to.

Person 1: "I always drop the bar of soap in the bath and then I can never find it."

Person 2: "Somf"

by meiknafla June 14, 2010

Somf

Some of my followers

I know it’s not just oomf, it’s somf

by Aaron94x January 6, 2022

somf

A particularly hot female

Dude, that girl is a total somf

by TheLewds August 13, 2015

SOMF

SOMF- Sit On My Face or Sat On My Face

"Hey baby why don't you come over here and SOMF"
"Last night she (or he/they ) SOMF"

by J.E.D. October 14, 2020

somf

sit on my face

Let's just go back home and you can somf

by Lila the cat June 12, 2022

somf

Somf is an acronym for Sit On My Face and express the willingness of having the ass of the person this is told to, right on your face.

Hey Emily, somf! Please!

by lollalellalellala June 4, 2020