snowboarding

neo-skiing, where participants use one board and not two. Also known as one of the most labor intensive sports to learn. Has a drammatically faster learning curve than skiing.

Me: I have been skiing for eight years, and I figured out snowboarding on my first day.
Dude: Would you do it again?
Me: If I ever get a nice long winter to be able to develope the skill.
Dude: RIGHT ON!

by Pius Aeneas October 27, 2008

Snowboarding

A form of social torture by showing your friends in the Midwest or on the East Coast pictures of sunny Southern California while they are stuck inside during yet another snowstorm.

I spent most of the morning at work "snowboarding" the guys in the Chicago office.

Or

Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been "snowboarded" by her friends at UCLA.

by Aaron the donut guy February 22, 2011

Snowboarding

Plowing Older Women or Men that have grey or white hair

I was snowboarding someone this weekend an it was great

by Dragön January 27, 2020

Snowboarding

The absolute most gay sport in the world

Hey Jim, Lets go snowboarding!
Yea Mark we can Do anal later too.

by KingSlaya69420 November 6, 2019

Snowboarding

A sexual act where a girl gives a guy a blowjob and doesn't spit or swallow but instead gives it back to him via a kiss.

"Man she was snowboarding me least night. I didn't know what to do."

by ems4635 May 7, 2021

Snowboarding

snowboarding is a version of chess boxing where instead of playing chess in between rounds they do gradually more and more cocain until one of them OD’s or gets knocked out

Me: “do you want to do snowboarding”

Tyrell: “my brother ODed after playing 4 rounds i’m good”

by tyrell1992 September 1, 2022

Snowboarding

Using cocaine, speed, and other stimulants, that are in a white powder form together.

Dude we did some snowboarding on the party last night and it was lit!

by Doncidino September 12, 2022