snowboarding

Basically the most fun...ever. The best winter sport period. Altho in response to "the angry gnome" I'm one of those little effers that just jib...because i have no place to go backcountry. So yeah, I wont say snowboarding is better then skiing...because i ahev never gone skiiing...but all those little 6 yr old rich skiiers on the hill certainly PISS ME OFF

Dumb Kid at my school: "Hey look, that kid thinks she's so cool because she thinks she can snowboard"
me: *flawlessly grinds a rail*
Dumb kid: *faints because of my awesomeness*
Other dumb kid "Maybe i should try snowboarding..."

by SNOWBOARDINGisLIFE August 16, 2007

snowboarding

When someone does a line of coke off a guy's penis.

Ben: So after finals what did you do?
Le: Went to an orgy and went snowboarding.

by Ninja Wink December 14, 2010

snowboarder

An entity, usually human, who straps a semi-oval board to their foot and procedes to either
a. SHRED IT UP!!! Pulls sick tricks like triple backflip to 7000 degree turn while grabbing their board in five different places!!!!
OR
b. slide to the middle of a good run, sit down, ruin the run and never leave. (Perhaps waiting for hell to freeze over?)

a. Shaun White - Many time slopestyle champion
b. People that call themselves snowboarders but in reality need to be run over, hit, called bad names, cursed at, and generally hurt

by Zack726 December 09, 2005

Snowboarder

A person who realized that skiing is just too easy. One who loves snow.
A person who is in the MOC (maine outing club) and the guy with all the girls after the lifts close.

That snowboader is wicked Loaf'n Gnarley!

by Ian "the wolf" Woelfel December 10, 2004

snowboarding

snowboarding is the best sport ever, not only the best winter sport, but the best sport EVER. Not even hockey and football are even as close to being as awesome as snowboarding. Snowboarding is for real adrenaline junkies who don't wanna look like a douche bag by being a skier.

Girl: are you good at snowboarding?
Guy: yeah, and I'm not a dumb ass skier
Girl: lets have sex right now!

by snowbrdr1 November 05, 2012

Snowboarder

A snowboarder is someone who doesn't just won a snowboard but lives the snowboard culture. Not only does one have to be an expert to consider themselves a snowboarder, real snowboarders would never consider: going into a park when theres powder elsewhere on the mountain, stopping and sitting down, moving out of the way for some newbie skier who sucks ass, wearing their pants so low that when they're in powder snow gets down them, and finally no real snowboarder snowboards with other snowboarders. This just brings down the integrity of oneself is he is seen with other snowboard owners not snowboarders per se. Snowboarders dont scrape snow off the mountain and dont go down the hill in the stopping position. These acts are only for the inexperienced owners who suck at life. All in all snowboarders are probably the most down to earth and normal people on the hill. Next time you see one, try riding the lift with them, you will be suprised at how much cooler they are than your lame skiing counterpart

I just saw a snowboarder who was really hot

This snwboarder was in the woods and just tearing it up nonstop

I hate it when trick ass snowboarders dont do anything in the park, they just sit there

by Lil Dub C November 17, 2004

Snowboard

Abnormally large erect Caucasian penis.

Becky: “It’s cold outside; I think I need somebody to worm me up.” Frank: “You can take a ride on my snowboard. That will worm you up.” or "Jerrad doesn't just have a penis. He's got a snowboard." or "Take a look at my thick, tan, 10" snowboard"

by Maviday February 06, 2010