can i slytherin?

Saying, can I get in bed with you

Are you going to bed soon?
Yes.
Can I slytherin?

by TRSS December 5, 2016

Slytherin

The act of a male's basilisk entering a female's chamber of secrets.

Ay girl, can I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets?

by Ororin July 25, 2011

Slytherin so I can

Phrase you say when done mischieves and being confronted blaming on the fact that your in the sly Hogwarts House of Slytherin.

1: You ugly
2: Hurtful!

1: Slytherin so I can

2: Hey not cool man. Refill costs .50!
1: Slytherin so I can
*Slurps Coke*

Judge: What do you have to say in your defense?

1: Slytherin so I can

by Poopdoctor December 10, 2014

slytherin succ

When you're getting a blowjob and your girl(or guy) flicks their tongue on your tip.

Dude, Jessica gave me the greatest slytherin succ last night.

by Itsyaboi27 April 11, 2017

smitherines

Lots and lots of very tiny miniscule pieces.

If you don't stop playing that CD, I will mash it into smitherines.

by Garrett May 29, 2003

smothering

usually when is guy is lying down, and the girl kneeling over his head so that her pussy is near/on his face, like usually in the guy's mouth.

a great way to do oral sex on a lucky girl.

look it up on google image search.

last night for the first time she suggested smothering, and we both totally loved it.

by kittykat69_17 January 31, 2005

nothering

nothering is just another word for "nothing"

Nevermind. It's nothering.

by chuur motherrr January 11, 2009