snorkle dorf

Any man over the age of 25 with a compulsion to sniff the banana seats of little girls bicycles.

"Susie, don't ever leave your bike in the yard. Our neighbor Lonny is a snorkle dorf."

by Rex Hammer November 9, 2006

Butt Snorkler

When the booty is so good you just gotta dive in.

Damn Gavyn, she got a butt snorkler! I’m about to motorboat!!

by Nunsamo December 4, 2018

Snorklemuffin

An effeminate male who enjoys having a cock and balls slapped in their face.

Does that dude have a girlfriend? - Nah he's a snorklemuffin fo sure

by The R000k June 11, 2021

Banana Snorkle

A head job in the water

Alice lets go for a swim in the pool, my rod needs Banana Snorkle : )

by winkleberry August 13, 2011

snorkled

Eating an ass from behind and having your face pressed so far into it that you have to use your nose to breathe.

She likes when I snorkle her to get her primed for anal sex.

by LAFF October 15, 2004

Canadian Snorkler

A sexual move: the woman lies on her back while the man stands over her head, facing her feet. He drops his ball sack onto her eyes, covering both eyes, then he sticks his dick in her mouth like a snorkle. It's "Canadian" because they do everything wrong in Canada.

I was going to fuck her, eh, but I gave her the Canadian Snorkler instead.

by Scott Ras November 24, 2006

lap snorkler

A person who is well known for giving oral sex to men.

I heard your mom is a lap snorkler!

by BenKenobi April 29, 2004