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noodling

A form of fishing in which a crazy person runs into a lake and searches for holes on the bottom with his foot. Then he inserts his finger into the hole and lets something bite it. Hopefully, it's a catfish. If so, he wrestles the catfish to the surface and drags it to shore. If its not a catfish, he may lose his finger to a snapping turtle or his life to a water moccasin.

Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.
Never noodle for catfish with your dong or you will receive the most painful injury ever to spring from noodling.
by MazurkaMatt June 18, 2006
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extreme snooding

When a guy takes the snood fashion to the next level by wearing snoods all the time or wearing a snood that has excessive fabric around the neck.

An extreme snood could also be a very low cut snood where the fabric hangs unnecessarily low exposing a large area of the neck and chest.
Mate, did you see Dave last night? He was extreme snooding.

Guys have you checked out that guy over there? Talk about extreme snooding.

Do you remember the last guy i dated? He did some extreme snooding.
by jigga ho January 9, 2011
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Snoobing

A sexual act that involves a woman sliding naked down a slide with her legs spread , while a man waits at the bottom with a fully erect penis. The goal being for the woman's vagina to make contact with the penis at the bottom thereby achieving sexual intercourse. Due to high level of skill involved it should only be attempted by trained proffesionals. Sidenote: This is believed to be the inspiration for the song "Crash into me" by the Dave Matthews Band.
My girl and I tried snoobing last night and I broke my dick
by Snoobing November 28, 2016
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snoofing

Snoof (Selfish New Object Orientated Flirtation)
(Noun) to analyse resources and be questioning with the objective of critical evaluation and / or personal gain
(Noun) one who snoofs

Snoofing
(Verb) the act of a snoof.

Snoofing
(Verb) Technical: the act of to capture unauthorised Wi-Fi packets, by sniffing around Wi-Fi networks for personal gain
For example snoofing,
1. The act of seeking out and adapting a good solution from existing service providers.
2. To view real estate to compare and contrast with a similar real estate.
3. To view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for critical assessment.
4. To view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for possible future criminal activity.
5. To rummage through personal property seeking items to sell for profit.
6. To rummage through charity shops seeking items to sell for profit.
7. To window shop, seeking potential bargains and lower costs
8. To capture Wi-Fi packets, by sniffing around Wi-Fi networks for personal gain (see Wikipedia listing)
by Alan Lee September 27, 2006
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noodling jazz

Noodling jazz is the style of jazz expression when the artist rambles away from the basic tune (and/or rhythms and tones), and improvises.
"The 'noodling jazz' style of the famous bass player Ron Carter is fascinating."
by D. Klundt November 4, 2007
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Dick Noodling

The act of two men, each taking one end of a flaccid noodle, and sucking it into their urethra using their Kegels. Once the noodle is in both men's urethras, they take turns contracting their Kegels and sucking the noddle back and forth between their penises.
Steve and Jason are in the corner dick noodling.
by dicknoodling November 18, 2021
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Dick Snorkling

You Dick Snorkling whore! I saw you give him a blowjob in the jacuzzi last week!
by Ieatbeefcurtains January 17, 2011
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