Semi by the sea

The situation whereby you have interaction with a female who is sufficiently wet leaving your penile glands in a semi-erect state and are unable to amass a sufficient amount of blood to transform the gland to a fully erect penis in order to penetrate the said female.

I was going to secure the pipe but i had a semi by the sea

by Choosenan March 13, 2019

Semi-Simp

When you are half simp half man

Jim: Did you see Tyler? He was hanging out with some girls but he said he would play COD after.
John: Damn. He's such a Semi-simp

by ismelllikeawoman17293 July 18, 2020

75 SemiChub

A modification of the workout/lifestyle program 75 Hard. Instead of being so rigid, there is a slight modification. Example: skip the hour break between your 2 45 minute workouts, drink alcohol once a month or week, etc.

People that do 75 Hard are psychopaths, that’s why I prescribe to 75 SemiChub.

by RJCaffey June 30, 2023

socratic seminar

A shouting match between a conglomeration of tryhard honor students. Usually the bout is over some particular novel or literary work and is characterized by two or three straight-A students yelling the most and loudest, while the others simply nod and parrot what is said.

During the socratic seminar, all the other students wanted to punch that one girl who would never shut the hell up.

by Scottz0rz August 10, 2013

Semi-parking

To drive much slower than other motorists.

The old Ford seemed to be Semi-parking in the fast lane.

by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016

semi-menshevik

Rosa Luxemburg (also @TheAcherons)

What was the attitude of the German Left Social-Democrats, of Parvus and Rosa Luxemburg, to this controversy? They invented a utopian and semi-Menshevik scheme of permanent revolution…

by KulakHater1918 April 10, 2021

Semibisexual

A rather gay statement or action by a straight person.

Person 1: Hey bro, I think I'm semibisexual. I ain't gay but that guy lookin kinda cute and I kinda want to fuck him.

Person 2: What the fuck are you on about John? We're trying to study astronomy here for fucks sake!

by i eat donuts in the bathroom May 30, 2021