Sneeksi

A person or the act of taking a shit in public places.

After eating at that crappy burrito place, the urge hit and I took a wicked sneeksi at the parks playground.

by Monster with green eyes. January 22, 2022

Sneezing Webster

A sex act so ridiculous that this has to be something made up by a 13 year old boy who had just been on a field trip to a farm or petting zoo.

First guy: "I read about this thing called a "sneezing webster" on Urban Dictionary yesterday. You stick your dick into a cow's nose and block the other nostril and shove your balls in it's mouth. Man, that has to be the most disgusting sex act ever."
Second guy: "No dude, you are the biggest moron ever. That's completely made up."

by Lefthandman2000 February 21, 2009

sneeziure

Noun - the state of affairs when one person sneezes repeatedly over the course of only a few seconds.

Fred's 17-sneezes-in-a-row sneeziures were always indicative that the new germ was going around.

by Indigo November 11, 2003

Sneeki

Being a sneeki fucker,just slithering round doin sneeki tings

Deacs you little sneeki fucker

by Coint May 26, 2018

sneezin in the heater

Performing cunnilingus (see also:Sneezin in the cabbage}

So she's got her legs up in the air,I'm sneezin in the heater,when all of a sudden her friggin cat jumped up on the bed,an'decides to use my codsack fer a scratchin'post!!

by BigBlue57 August 14, 2006

sneezing dragon

when a girl is giving a guy head, and a guy is in the process of ejaculating. He shoves her head down on his penis, ejaculates in her mouth, then the semen passes thru her nasal passageway and out her nostrils.

Shaniqua was very upset when her boyfriend travon gave her a sneezing dragon, but it did clear her sinuses.

by J-Kizzle and T-Fizzle January 1, 2010

snession

sneeze + session
When a person sneezes multiple times in a row. Can be measured either in time or number of sneezes.

My roommate always has snessions of seven sneezes in a row.
During allergy season, my snessions can last a solid minute.

by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013