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sneaky pete the magician 

When you are fucking a woman from behind, grasp her firmly behind the neck and fein orgasm. Simultaneously, quietly, spit onto her lower back. When she turns to view the damage, unleash with the full power of a real orgasm into her eye.
Lisa to her friend Marie: My eyes really burn!

Marie: Take out your contacts.

Lisa: No, It's because John caught me with a sneaky Pete the Magician.

sneaky pete 

when you are doing a chick from behind and real quick you take your dick out, quickly slip it in and out of her butthole, and then quickly insert it back into her vagina. If she has the audacity to ask if you stuck your weiner into her butt, just play cool and pretend you have no idea what she's talking about.
Dude, I sneaky peted her last night and she asked 'what was that?', so i just acted like nothing happened.
sneaky pete by Bernii January 13, 2008

sneaky Pete 

the sexual act of sneaking an object into a girls anus while having rear facing intercourse
to perform the "sneaky Pete" or "stinky Pete" ask her to do it from behind, bury her face in a pillow, then insert the following; a pencil/pen, a dildo, a tv remote, or anything near by without her noticing. oh and just for fun yell surprise right as you do it,.... why not.

Sneaky Pete 

Sneaky Pete - A member of an elite military unit who operates behind enemy lines. U.S. Army Special Forces or Rangers.
If you are the best of the best then you can sign up to become a sneaky pete.
Sneaky Pete by Katmandog September 25, 2010

Sneaky Pete 

Who is Sneaky Pete?
Sneaky Pete is who?
Pete, who is Sneaky?

Sneaky Pete is a wise teacher
Sneaky Pete has a lot to learn
Sneaky Pete loves to love women
Sneaky Pete loves to hate +chickens+
Sneaky Pete doesnt give a +cluck+ what you think
Sneaky Pete wants to change the world
Sneaky Pete keeps it real
Dont believe anything Sneaky Pete says
Sneaky Pete is the Suburbs
Sneaky Pete is Brooklyn
Sneaky Pete is a veteran
Sneaky Pete is still a kid at heart
Sneaky Pete respects the rules
Sneaky Pete knows the rules dont apply to him
Sneaky Pete knows when to talk
Sneaky Pete knows when to listen
Sneaky Pete is brilliant
Sneaky Pete is insane
Sneaky Pete is suicidal
Sneaky Pete loves life
Sneaky Pete is a conscious lyricist
Give Sneaky Pete his money or he will kill you.

Sneaky Pete is a human being.
Pete is a human, being Sneaky.
Is being a Sneaky Pete human?
Sneaky Pete was a member of the crew 00Agents and went solo in 2004
Sneaky Pete by samwiley January 5, 2009

Sneaky Pete 

Sneaky Pete is a term used to define a cigarette that you smoke when it is not actually time for a designated break at your place of employment.
"Things are a little slow right now so I am going to run outside for a sneaky pete"
Sneaky Pete by PoppaShango September 29, 2017