doobie snacks

1) A slang term referring to marijauna cigarette(s). 2)I'll have a coke! Source: Made popular by the Mystery Machine scene in the Kevin Smith comedy "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back".

You guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I have just the thing. I call these, Doobie Snacks! (followed by hot lesbian sex)

by dezertdog January 29, 2003

snarkastic

(adjective) a mixture of snarky and sarcastic, which leans even further into the sarcastic realm with a caustic undertone.

The snarkastic tone of his blog posts left people confused as to whether he was trying to be funny or was just excessively bitter.

by iamdonte October 17, 2005

Snarkel

Snarkel means being Punk AF

Geez, Jens is such a Snarkel

by Squedder March 3, 2018

Math Sharks

People who walk over to your table and stare at your work then tell you what you are doing wrong. Most commonly named Ethan and/or Albert.

The math sharks came up to the table and told my friend that she forgot to divide.

by Aniroc aksag January 28, 2020

cracky snacks

noun plural. One or more cracky snack.

See cracky snack

Cracky Snacks are what makes the world go round!

by dj willow from paris August 4, 2007

Snarkinson's Disease

A common neurologic disease caused by uncontrollable bouts of snarkiness, a combination of sarcasm, snottiness and cynicism. Signs of the disease include sarasctic comments, witty quips, and rude comebacks.

Jamie's rude comments and snotty remarks in the meeting lead me to believe she may be suffering from Snarkinson's disease.

by The Devil's Gazette December 3, 2009

snarkenfreude

Derived from snark(a word that comes from the combination of snide and remark) and schadenfreude.

snarkenfreude means not only do you enjoy someone else's suffering or mishaps but you quip--usually within the sufferer's earshot--snide comments at their expense.

"But Mr. Vice-President," asked the reporter, unable to dampen his snarkenfreude, "doesn't a pace maker require the presence of an actual heart?"

by SnarkybutSad August 28, 2007