Snark

Snark: (noun; can be used as adjective, snarky or verb, to snark/snarked )

1. Irritated verbal response to aggravating stimulus;

2. The experience of being in the mood to snark someone;

3. Having been subject to a snarking, or giving one oneself.

That LJ group sucks. All they ever do is snark at people for no reason.

Everyone\'s pissing me off today so I\'m in a realy snarky mood.

I can\'t believe that girl snarked me for supporting (insert political party)!

by RedCrow108 April 26, 2005

Snark

A person obsessed with smelling women's bicycle seats. Usually male.

"That guy is seriously a snark."

by snarker69 July 10, 2009

Snark

A sneeze and a bark simultaneously, usually emmitted by a canine

My dog can snark on comand. My dog can snark better than your dog can snark.

by MilkMalkMolk June 30, 2011

Snark

A person that farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles as they come up.

Jimmy farts in the bath tub and waits for the bubbles to float to the top so he can bite them. Therefore Jimmy is a snark.

by noylekul June 28, 2011

snark

To accidentally get something lodged in your nasal cavity, after choking. Often occurs when swallowing food wrongly, or during puking, when food is shooting upwards into your mouth. The victim usually spends time making disgusting noises with their sinuses to get the rogue item out of their nasal cavity. Sometimes, when the item is dislodged, it gets stuck in the throat again, renewing the process.

I was choking on a piece of food and when I hacked it up, I snarked it. It took me forever to get it back down.

by MrChowWow April 27, 2006

snark

a little red monster bug thing that chases you and attacks you untill you blow it away or it explodes due to over-excitement, makes a funny chirping sound, comes from snark nests

ahhhhh snarks!! run!! there's too many and i only got a gauss gun!!

by hex_ten December 10, 2003

snarking

A game, of sorts, wherein a group of snarky people stand in a circle and try to outsnark eachother with increasingly witty, disdainful comments.

I didn't get a chance to talk to you because I was by the stereo snarking on the music all night.

by jasonpjason February 10, 2008