snargled

very confused after something crazy just happened

After Jeff saw the panda suddenly explode, he was very snargled.

by purpleponie February 28, 2011

snarkle shark

a chronically snarky person.

Jane: "What are you doing, Sonny?"

Sonny: "Oh, I don't know, Jane. I'm sticking a fistful of ham & rye into my pie hole so if I were an educated person I'd say I was selling enriched plutonium to dictators."

Jane: "You're such a snarkle shark."

by angigo April 10, 2011

Snarked

In the words of Lewis Carroll -
"Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes:

A thing, as the Bellman remarked,
That frequently happens in tropical climes,
When a vessel is, so to speak, "snarked.""

In certain groups, that are also keen with Hunter S Thompson syndrome Snarked pertains to the bewildering psychedelic often times dire situations, certain to be awkward or queer looking upon realization.

When he had a head full of LSD he often exclaimed "I'm absolutely Snarked"

by Thuhsecksmacheen May 24, 2016

dirty snarkle

to take a sh*t on one's face then snarkle them.

John got Ryan back with a dirty snarkle.

by SEHS Summer Crew July 15, 2010

snackledorf

1. A large fuzzy creature with two (2) antennae

2. A profanity, in Snacklebese, equivelant to the word "fuck" in the Engilsh language

3. A fake word that a kid with too much time on her hands made up

1. Aww, look how cute that snackledorf is!

2. Kid 1: You're such a stupid snackledorf!
Kid 2: *GASP* !!!!ONE!!ELEVENTYONE!!!

3. Wow. You're a loser.

by Classic Disaster July 2, 2006

snarkle

to drag one's balls across someone's face.

After John passed out he got snarkled by Ryan

by SEHS Summer Crew July 15, 2010

SparkleDick

When you somehow get glitter on your dick, and it wont come off.

Dude, I took like four showers and the glitter still wont come off! I think I have SparkleDick

by TheSpermThatWon September 30, 2012