smatter

This is a word that with two meaning first as a compound word it translates into the question "What is the matter ?" or " Is there a problem ? "
The being the ejected substance of a of a wet fart.

{Definitions #1}

:Hey... What smatter ? You don't look so good.

{Definition #2}

: Oh no ! That not good ! I just farted and got smatter on my underware !

by critter getter September 27, 2009

Smatta

A "modern english (shortened)" version of saying "What's the matter?"

Person 1: "Smatta?"
Person 2: "Nothin'..."

by ModernEnglish4Evz! August 22, 2011

Smatt time

The act of showing up late to any function!

We didn’t make the movie due to the fact we were on Smatt time!

by Jonny Slick Nickel November 29, 2019

smpattcawmhamfuffupdb

An iconic quote by Andrew Garfield In “The Social network”

S- Sorry

M- My
P- Pradas

A- Are
T- At
T- The
C- Cleaners

A- Along

W- With

M- My
H- Hoodie

A- And
M- My
F- Fuck
U- You

F- Flip
F- Flops
U- You
P- Pretentious

D- Douche
B- Bag

Smpattcawmhamfuffupdb: “Sorry! My pradas are at the cleaners along with my hoodie and fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douche bag”

by Idk090807060504030201 December 21, 2021

smatter

semen, cum, jizz, skeet, man juice .....whatever you want to call it

I walked in on them and she had smatter all over her face

by changus emangus March 9, 2008

Smatty

Slang term for a sandwich - does not have to have ham in.

This egg and bacon smatty is the nuts.

I can't eat this smatty, it's got mayonnaise in.

by tubes11 November 12, 2010

Smatter Horn

Taking a dump on someones chest during sexual intercourse.

"I gave Shirly a wicked smatter horn horn last night!"

by Turbaisu August 6, 2007