Smuggling Peanuts

A description of an incident where the shape a persons nipples is clearly defined through their clothing.

It must be cold, because Stacey is really smuggling peanuts today.

by PeanutSmugglers mod on Yahoo groups June 26, 2003

Peanut smuggling

What a woman is said to be doing if her nipples are excessively erect and visible under her clothing. See also wingnuts

Whoa dude! There's some major peanut smuggling going on there!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

smuggling yoyos

This term describes what one would expect a yoyo, shoved into a women’s crotch area, to look like if it where not actually her giant mound of mangle roast beef exceeding the manufactures size recommendations for that particular piece of under garment.

Otherwise know as: Ninja foot, pussy wedgie, camel toe, moose knucle.....

Hey Ken, your moms smuggling yoyos again. Can she do any tricks with that thing.

by Nifkin Diver April 30, 2004

Kitten Smuggling

When a woman is wearing a bikini or other revealing piece of clothing and her pubic hair is clearly visible and poofing out like a small furry creature might be rearing their head out for all the world to see.

Kitten Smuggling:

"DUDE!, BRO, look at that chick she be smuggling a kitten in them draws.. maybe a whole litter of 'em by the looks of it"

"Excuse me fine gentleman, I would request that you take a gander at that young woman over yonder; for she appears to be concealing a young animal of feline ancestry in her undergarments- to be quite frank, it seems to me that she is smuggling a muthafukkin kitten in her muthafukkin pussy(Two Pussies)."

by J-Barb Zero-Carbs December 21, 2008

Squidling

A human individual under the age of 30. It can also be strongly affected by a specific time, place, or circumstance. IE,

"You're behaving like a squidling"

You squidlings had better get off my lawn before I call your parents!

by 10ch4n September 29, 2009

smuggling poptarts

any sexual favor that you don't want to tell your friends about.

Jennifer was smuggling poptarts last week.

by Nyutan June 17, 2009

smurfing a turd

dropping a deuce, popping a squat, dropping the kids off at the pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point

Dude, quit beating on the door, I'm smurfing a turd!

-or-

Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."

by MdnghtPhnx August 3, 2010