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Snurch

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Smunchy

An adjective describing someone or something that is unbearably cute/adorable.

Variants include: smunch (verb and noun), smunchiest (for emphasis) and smunchbag (can be both a noun and adjective).
"What a smunchy bastard!"

"That kitten is the smunchiest smunch that ever smunched."
by Gwaxl April 4, 2005
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Surcharge

Occurs when a man is engaging in sexual intercourse with more than one female partner simultaneously. During intercourse, anal penetration may take place. After the male genitalia has fully penetrated the female's anal cavity, the woman will place the penis back into her mouth  This is commonly referred to as "Ass to Mouth" (ATM). A "surcharge" occurs if the woman placing the post-anal activity penis in her mouth is a partner other than the original recipient of anal sex.  The name originates in the common practice of financial institutions charging an additional fee or "surcharge" for making a withdrawal from a third-party ATM.
Your mom, who you known quite the ATM machine, doesn't mind the surcharge with my friend, Nikki. What fun she is.
by Craig from Philly July 8, 2010
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Sturch

Essex based slut or whore
She's a bit of a Sturch
by Leaven November 22, 2004
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smunchy

"This taco is smunchy".
by Adam Laughlin September 21, 2005
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Smarch

The thirtheenth month of the year.
Lousy Smarch weather. "Don't touch Willy." Good advice.
by Chris May 13, 2005
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Smurphy's Law

A child-centred variant of Murphy's Law. Smurphy's Law posits that no plan or act can unfold properly in the presence of children. (Note: first defined by the Canadian artist Paul Walde.) Also called Smurfy's Law.
Example 1: A small, toilet-trained child will only wet themselves when it is imperative to get out the door Right Away.

Example 2: "We have planned this weekend away for one year, and now little Paolo is sick." "But Paolo never gets sick!" "He did this time. Whattareyagonnado? It's Smurphy's Law."
by seeker6079 December 28, 2005
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