Smump

Highly offensive term; most offensive term known to man. Worse than calling someone a C**t.

If you look up in Oxfrd Dictionary wll find a picture of Joseph Morgan Lewis, 30th May 1991, Newport, Wales.

Emma: OH MY GOD Joe, you are such a smump!!

Joe: EMMA! You are the smumpiest smump EVER!!

by DickheadDickhead December 1, 2009

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stumphy

Noun

A slang word that describes a state of being. It combines the slang words stupid, dumb, and hyphy.

hey my nigga lets go to the club and get stumphy!

by kurtdub December 29, 2007

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Smurphed

same as fucked, can be used as smurph...smurphing...

yo this shit got me smurphed... or ... yo i wanna smurph the shit outa her... or ...i was smurphin that bitch all night long

by Timmy Mina March 9, 2003

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smurph

should differenciated from the little people "smurfs" being spelled with a "ph" and not a "f"

they are special beings and our also used as every other word in a sentance

first the story of the smurphs

once upon a time in LALA Land there was Smurphville (plz note tht it is a"ph" not "f"/ wer special)
In Smurphville there lived the "Smurphz" (purple skinned w/ pink polka dotz)
The Smurphz lived in happiness and prosperity(or however u spell it) they frolicked in flower fieldz and laughed all d time.

but.......

one day saragamesh came along......
and......
she was OFFENDED! *gasp*

so she cast a curse on Smurphville.....

and because of tht all d Smurphz started
drinking.....
smoking.....
doin shisha....
and.................................. *tension tension!!!!*

OFFENDING PPL!!! *shocked voices*

so tht wuz d story of d Smurphz. We all origionate frm d Smurphz!

what the smurph!!

smurph you go to lala land!!

by god smurph July 30, 2006

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