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Smucker up

The act of kissing with tongue and or eating out someone's anus.
Ethan smuckered someones anus.
Baio told Emily to Smucker up!
by MISTER MIKEY TIME November 19, 2011
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Smuckers Smacker

When you put smuckers jelly on your dick and smack someone in the face.
I got so mad at him I should’ve whipped my dick out and gave him a smuckers smacker.
by tea_baggins69 January 15, 2022
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Smucker Fucker

1)when a girl puts peanut butter, on a dudes penis, giving him the longest and hardest bj ever.

2) also the female may put peanut butter on an object or animal parts, or even on oneself ending in a sexually act.
on facebook:
bliz: "this is peanut butter girl"

donnie: "yea lol she ugly as my bros dog smangers"

bliz: "lol back in highschool i was close to hitting it glad i didnt"

Donnie: "yea but peanut butter is awesome easy smangers"

bliz: "lol shes a smucker fucker"

Donnie: "hahahahahaha OMMGGGGG
hahahahaha
i may have to wake everyone up for that
hahahahaha"
by Bliz and Donnie October 10, 2011
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smuckered

Stuffing a layup in basketball forcing the person back down to the ground without them releasing the ball.
I just smuckered that little bitchs layup!
by billabongbot447 June 8, 2009
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Smucker

Friend 1: "Dude, have you ever used a fleshlight?"

Friend 2: "Nah fam, I prefer to smucker myself."
by Benwithyourmum December 28, 2018
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dick smucker

An elderly woman with no teeth giving a blow job. Possibly the closest to heaven any living man is likely to get.
I was skeptical at first, but that dick smucker gave me the best head of my life.
by El conquistador January 17, 2014
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smuckers

a cute nickname for a girlfriend/ boyfriend; a kind of grape jelly
i love you smuckers.

I had to buy smuckers jelly today
by Julya Marie September 7, 2009
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