Deckan's Smegma

We do not know the definition of "Smegma", so we ask Deckan every time we see/talk to him. Every time you come in contact with him you must ask him what it is, as he is the only one that knows what it is.

Hey Deckan, what's Smegma? What's Deckan's Smegma?

by runningtreez October 4, 2021

smegmasaurus

Smegma that has crusted over, taking on the appearance of scales or the plates on a Stegosaurus

That ho has a Smegmasaurus guarding her cave, ain't nobody getting in there without a fight!

by Master Nate August 4, 2007

smegma cleanse

the tongue of a dick licker

"Come here you smegma cleanse. My penis is dirty."

by ken69 June 23, 2009

smugmercial

A commercial while instead of promoting a specific manufacturer's product talks down to the consumer in an attempt to show their product in a more positive light.

These "corn sugar" ads are just smugmercials.

by angrily shaking our fists June 1, 2011

smegma butter

Butter comprised of the finest smegma. Bone apple tea.

Janie enjoyed a nice helping of smegma butter on her post coitus toast this morning.

by SmegmaGawd December 8, 2017

smegma male

A MAN WHO GIBES NO FUCKS EXCEPT ABOUT HIS PENIS SMEGMA MALES HAVE THE BEST PENISES AND ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!!

JOEY: “LOOK AT THAT IMMACULATE PENIS WHAT BODY WASH DO YOU USE”
SMEGMA MALE: “NONE IM JUST A SMEGMA MALE”

by FELLOWKETCHUP September 15, 2021

smugatarian

A person who is constantly please with themselves and carries a general air of smugness.

That girl is the ultimate smugatarian - she was born with good looks and wealth and when she utters something it's like she then steps back and admires her own words

by badzilla June 28, 2016