Smool

To Smool", To attempt obvious fraudulent behaviour equipped with the wit and guile of a blind leper with downs syndrome. Derived from the noun "Smoolery" and has spawned terms such as "Smoolishness" "Smooling" and "Smooltacular". Can be combined with popular suffixes and phrases for greater effect as in: "Epic Smool" "Smoolicious" and "Smooleriffic"

I sold a guy a couple watches and when he got the package he said there was nothing in the package, he tried to smool me out of $680.

Smool me once, shame on me. Smool me twice welcome to the Gulag.

by CynikalMindset June 10, 2011

Smorkly

To smirk and speak smugly about someone in a mean or uncivilized way.

John spoke of Jimmy's mother rather SMORKLY.

by Evilitself June 11, 2010

smorkle

a device used to smoke marijuana out of.
originally a snorkel mask and then
converted into a bowl

man o man, this weekend is going to be great...were using the smorkle to go SMORKLING!

by PancakeFace124 January 6, 2009

sorola

Man with a sore arsehole

I got to go see the doc about my sorola.

by Marshall Baker August 29, 2003

Smorgle

To sympathize with someone about something you have nothing to do with.

1: My boss is a total jerk!
2: That sucks! I smorgle!

by sarahndipities June 8, 2019

smorgle

Word used to define a massively large penis.

Hot girl1: God have you seen Ethan's smorgle?
Hot girl2: OMG he pix messaged me it twice last nite!!!!!!

by EvanBIGmiles January 1, 2010

smoole

another term for bear jizz

That guy rubed the smoole all over the cafeteria.

by yellowturd January 25, 2016