Ukrainian Smoothie

A Molotov cocktail filled with Napalm.

Hey Russian Tank, a Ukrainian cocktail on the house for you... oh and go fuck yourself.

You can make a Ukrainian Smoothie by stuffing styrofoam into a bottle with gasoline and maybe some oil.

by Esab March 10, 2022

Smoothed-em

An expression used when defying how you took control of a situation.

After the fight was over at the party I was at,I decided to grab the microphone & "Smoothed-em" over with my hip-hop freestyle.

by Day2Day1nSociety January 6, 2011

sootie

sootie is a stalian term for "fake blatant hacker". He was cut from #snowmen due to the stupid opinion from numlocked thinking he was bad. It's chill though, cause modern day sootie means "fake blatant hacker who 3/16ed it".
Skeez
Numjuice <3

Yo, that homie is so leet, he's a sootie!

by Inexorable December 15, 2008

sootie

sootie is a farsi term for "fake blatant hacker" who is a leet sauce at CS but was cut from his team #a3 due to the stupid opinion from numlock thinking he hacks.

Dude, that guy is so leet, he's a sootie!

by Shane March 14, 2005

Dog Smoother

One who's sole focus is to seek out and comfort, console and or befriend a Baby Mama with the single purpose of getting an easy lay.

The helpful dog smoother carried the baby mama's heavy diaper bags to her car.

by Dog Smoother April 24, 2009

Blue Haired Smoothie

Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.

I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!

by tarnished_man September 13, 2010

rub smoothies

A reference to "rubbing fuzzies". Given the recent trend for shaving hair EVERYWHERE, the parts rubbed are no longer fuzzy, they are smoothie.

Marie and I just had brazilian bikini waxes. I'm so excited to rub smoothies.

by 50 cal August 20, 2009