smiles shittly

you fake a smile so much that it looks like you're shitting.

"wow that was so funny *smiles shittly*"

by smiles shittly September 5, 2021

Growing Smiles

A truly wonderful band consisting of Khadijah on drums and singing metal, Kendra rapping, Laura the country singer and Banjo player and Eva the band manager and triangle player

Normally spelt like this:
GROWING SMILES :)

THIS ISN'T A REAL BAND YOU DUMBFUCK WHY'RE YOU SEARCHING UP GROWING SMILES

by Big K Madafaka April 30, 2014

Cool Smiles

(N) (Adj) -A (female) characteristic denoting an attractive, proportionate, seductive, and kind face. Having features and a demeanor that can only be described as "well put together" ,like a TOOL video.

"After seeing the less-than-desirable features of the local, worn out skeezers, he longer for sexy, piercing eyes, stupid hot lips, and in-depth, meaningful conversations He missed Cool Smiles."

by RocketHologram77 March 3, 2022

Snack that smiles back, children!

It’s purpose it to be funny

Snack that smiles back, children! Is meant to be funny and not harmful

by Pugglehuff12712869 November 7, 2021

All Smiles and Boners

The state of mind a male enters when he subconsciously has a sexual fantasy, usually in the middle of class, church, a movie, at dinner, or any other inappropriate time.

It isn't until about three minutes into this mental state that smiles and boners occurs within the male and he realizes that he has been having sexual fantasies for an extended duration of time.

The temporary phase usually lasts until the boner becomes obvious, someone notices the male's lack of attention, or some other stimulus draws the male out of his state of arousal.

I was all smiles and boners until an old lady said, "I see you staring at your dog's pussy."

by mourkeer August 13, 2012

Ass that Smiles

To be a great person who brings delight to the world.

Man, did you see that lady? She brings me so much joy. She's got an ass that smiles.

by trufrend June 8, 2009

smiles

A bar game usually practiced amongst members of the armed services while travelling abroad. It is where a female barmaid is positioned underneath a table where men are playing cards and drinking. When she selects a patron to perform oral sex upon, the resulting 'smile' is indicated in the patron's expression of exuberance, which obligates him to purchase the rest of the male members a round of drinks.

"Hey, cuz, remember when we were playing that game of smiles in that Filipino bar?" Man, what a game face you had on that night!"

by BottomMover October 6, 2005