smidget

A person a little taller than a midget, a smidge over a midget (in fact), but not quite a real person (148cm - 155cm)

Damo - Have you met Malone...the new short stop, he's a midget!
Gavin - Nah Bro, he's taller than that! He's a SMIDGET

by Short Cunt September 20, 2014

Smidget

A person in bare feet, carrying their kicks, whilst walking home from last night's party.

Shotgun sees a drunk girl and tells the driver to ease up:
Yo, check this bird out, she's waaaasted!!!

Driver - yells out the window: You look like a fuckin Smidget!

Shotgun starts singing to Lil Wayne's tune 'A Mili' - 'A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget'

by kiordz August 20, 2009

smidget

a word for a small penis also created on the same day in 2003 as its sister word lossop.

its best 2 wiggle your little finger when usin this as an insult.

by masta J May 13, 2005

smidgit

small midgits. also aileen queen of all smidgits!!!!!!!! she will rule you all with an iron fist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! muhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

random person: hey did you see that smidgit?
me: yeah that smidgit's my friend.
random person: really?!
me: yeah she's thier queen.
random person: 0_0 wow.

by mizu loves edward elric July 14, 2008

Smidgeling

Rick

Rick Is a smidgeling

by GiovanninnavoiG February 13, 2024

smidgel

the lowering or raising of interest rates per the ones place value

see also smidge

If only interest rates would drop a smidgel

by Woodie21516 April 3, 2008

Smidget

An extremely short person, but not quite a midget or little person.

If Linda were just a smidgen shorter,she'd be a midget. But instead she is a smidget.

by Thrift store diva June 3, 2016