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Smelsted

A short, yet agile creature who cuddles unsuspecting victims in their sleep. This Icelandic species cannot function without clutching a Jumbo Vanilla Bean Latte at all times. The curious Smelsted refuses to wear socks with her shoes; causing a vile odour to travel into the nasal passages of those who cross her path. She may be randomly spotted driving a Mercury Topaz aiming a plastic machine gun at your face.
"Smelly Mcsmelsted raised her smelly feet towards the ceiling and demanded her morning tea"
by Katootie September 4, 2005
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Smeck

Not a full-blown smooch but a little more than a peck
I smeck her
by lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzl November 23, 2009
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Smexshy

Smexshy is derived from the slang smexy, and it is used to describe someone who is smart, sexy and shy, at the same time.
Reema looked sexy blushing when she recived her MedicalScience award. She’s so smexshy.
by Kfupmsucks November 7, 2018
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Smecher

Un cuvant folosit foarte des in Romania ce are sens a "fire" "cool"
Mama frate cati bani ai facut esti smecher rau.
by Nekromantu June 26, 2020
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Smeckledorfed

Used by Spongebob Squarepants in the Nasty Patty Episode. Means to be confused or to be bamboozled. Used as a noun.
Fred: Dude, wheres our fries??
Bob: We've been Smeckledorfed!
by silversnipe12 June 30, 2007
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smeds

1.St. Matthew's episcopal day school in san mateo
2.Most anal teachers in the country who don't let you have shoes with labels
1.kid 1: i go to smeds.

kid 2: oh

kid 1:yeah

2. kid 1:Why are you putting white out over that addidas logo?

kid 2: i go to smeds

kid 1: oh

kid 2:yeah
by yepss June 12, 2009
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secsi

When you're on another level of sexy and just rack up all the hoes
Joseph is so secsi he doesn't stop pulling bitches
by bg43 February 21, 2017
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