Smartarded

Someone who is extremely Smart but does completely Stupid things.

Aiden just helped me study for my upcoming test, but he also just lit himself on fire to jump into a river, he is Smart, but also Retarded, Smartarded!

by HeyMyNameIsThis August 12, 2020

Smartard

Someone who is preoccupied with considering unnecessary questions that are superficially profound, but have no utility of any kind.

Are you a mind with a body, or a body with a mind?

Shut the fuck up, smartard.

by AlienInTheAttic February 7, 2021

Sharewarding

(v). A portmanteau of "sharing" and "forwarding" used to describe the sharing of a video, link, image etc. on Facebook which you shamelessly stole from a friend.

One of my friends is such a suck-up, he keeps liking and sharewarding every link his boss puts up.

by Amaatya_Raakshas March 2, 2011

smarktard

An Internet wrestling fan who worships guys like Dave Meltzer and Jim Cornette and cannot have their own opinion unless they hear it from them or those who also fallow them as well.

Paul is such a smarktard he believes everything Dave Meltzer writes.

by LordScythe August 3, 2017

Shartard

a person who talks so much nonsense, believes their own bullshit and thinks everyone else does as well

Oh, listen to that shartard, she talks so much shit, she's like sharting out of her mouth the retard

by randall ray October 5, 2020

SmartWaster

Someone who is incredibly smart and intelligent, but wastes their talent because they are lazy and can't pay attention. basically a massive waste of potential

A: We should let Darren join the study group, he's kinda smart.

B: Nah, he might be smart but have you seen his Test Scores? He's just a SmartWaster.

by small dead child November 15, 2020

SmartCord

Software that works but doesn't at the same time

-What is this glitchy thing?
-It's SmartCord!

by smartfridge April 26, 2021