A clear bag of smashed assholes

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

by Jumpingrat September 5, 2008

lemme smash

When you want a hoe to smash.

Ron: Becky, lemme smash.
Becky: No.

another example:
Ron: Becky used to lemme smash but Becky is smashin Ben. Ben is a hoe.

by Camlel February 8, 2017

Super Smash Brothers Melee

The best reason to own a Gamecube. Fighting game featuring characters from several different Nintendo franchises.

"Yo dude, it's Friday. Let's get drunk."
"Nuts to that. I play Smash Brothers with my friends on Friday."
"What, really? I love that game! Can I come?"

by Alhazad December 8, 2003

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

A video game released on the Nintendo Switch, with the words that will forever echo "EVERYONE IS HERE!"
A great game.

Hey did you hear about Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!? It's going to be so good!!

by Aiitsen August 29, 2018

Detroit Smash

it's when you fuck someone and take all their

money

bro ima Detroit smash this bitch

by Bigred55 October 2, 2019

smashed up vag

A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.

Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.

I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.

by gibbo317 June 6, 2014

Dome Smash

Dome Smash: To inflict damage upon a person's head (dome). Typically performed with an individual's fists and feet, more advanced techniques include exterior objects such as: poles, wood blocks, hammers and curbs. Similarly, there is a metaphorical dome smash. This is commonly used after a night of drinking to indicate serious intoxication and loss of memory.

Sonny Bono died from a severe dome smash upon a tree

I got my dome smashed pretty hard last night, after beer-bonging that 1/5 of vodka I don't remember anything

by Voldarath May 4, 2009