Smad

A disease. A stupidly annoying man.

God Del, You are so SMAD!

by Smadalicious September 25, 2011

Smad

an Emotion That means to be sad, and mad at the same time.

jhon: Omg, Tom, I am So Smad!
Tom: Sorry to hear that.

by Gina Whittaka May 9, 2008

smad

some who is feeling sad and mad.

"Ah man john girlfriend cheated on him"
"yah I know he must be feeling smad."

by jim bil ed March 28, 2009

smad

Halfway between mad and sad.

"How have you been lately?"

"Smad. My boyfriend dumped me.

by reflexman92 January 2, 2009

Smad

Save Me A Draw ( S.M.A.D )

Asking someone to save you some of their cigarette.

Hey Dick Arse, Smad!

by Nickel Nigger April 17, 2006

smad

Sagging Middle-Aged Divorcee. You see them out on the dance floors or at nightclubs all the time trying to re-live their glory days and find some other sap to sink their meat-hooks in to. They already got a house and kids from the divorce, but their junk still works so sex is used to get trips to Vegas and to get men to fix things around their house now that they don't have a husband in their lives to take them to Vegas and fix things around their house.

Dad, what do you do every other weekend and alternate major holidays and Mondays and Tuesdays when you don't have us? Smads chase me around while I chase after the future smads. Dad, what's a smad? Go ask your mother.

by eshommieinsd June 24, 2010

smad

smad (smăd)
adjective.
1. Just the right amount.
2. Sufficient in quantity.
3. Accurate and correct in proportion.
4. Lacking excess, indulgence, or surfeit.

1. For a balanced and less bitter flavor, steep green tea just a smad, one to three minutes.
2. It takes a smad amount of milk to move the cereal in the bowl.
3. The ratio of butter to bun was smad.
4. The smad hors d’oeuvres whet my appetite.

by Bard Habit January 7, 2011