Smad 

A disease. A stupidly annoying man.

God Del, You are so SMAD!

Smad by Smadalicious September 25, 2011

Smad 

an Emotion That means to be sad, and mad at the same time.

jhon: Omg, Tom, I am So Smad!
Tom: Sorry to hear that.

Smad by Gina Whittaka May 9, 2008

smad 

some who is feeling sad and mad.

"Ah man john girlfriend cheated on him"
"yah I know he must be feeling smad."

smad by jim bil ed March 28, 2009

smad 

Halfway between mad and sad.

"How have you been lately?"

"Smad. My boyfriend dumped me.

smad by reflexman92 January 2, 2009

Smad 

Save Me A Draw ( S.M.A.D )

Asking someone to save you some of their cigarette.

Hey Dick Arse, Smad!

Smad by Nickel Nigger April 17, 2006

smad 

Sagging Middle-Aged Divorcee. You see them out on the dance floors or at nightclubs all the time trying to re-live their glory days and find some other sap to sink their meat-hooks in to. They already got a house and kids from the divorce, but their junk still works so sex is used to get trips to Vegas and to get men to fix things around their house now that they don't have a husband in their lives to take them to Vegas and fix things around their house.

Dad, what do you do every other weekend and alternate major holidays and Mondays and Tuesdays when you don't have us? Smads chase me around while I chase after the future smads. Dad, what's a smad? Go ask your mother.

smad by eshommieinsd June 24, 2010

smad 

smad (smăd)
adjective.
1. Just the right amount.
2. Sufficient in quantity.
3. Accurate and correct in proportion.
4. Lacking excess, indulgence, or surfeit.

1. For a balanced and less bitter flavor, steep green tea just a smad, one to three minutes.
2. It takes a smad amount of milk to move the cereal in the bowl.
3. The ratio of butter to bun was smad.
4. The smad hors d’oeuvres whet my appetite.

smad by Bard Habit January 7, 2011