Snowmosexuality

The tendency of one to be sexually attracted to one's own snowman. Intercourse is usually impossible, or at the very least, painful.

Bill: Awww God, my dick is still ringing from that last session.
Jon: What... you don't use lube?
Bill: No, not that. I've just been exercising my Snowmosexuality.
Jon: WTF is that?
Bill: Check the Urban Dictionary.
Jon: *Checks*
Jon: O.O

by SPDT November 30, 2010

Slomosexual

That gay retarded kid in the back of the class

"Hey look it james Charles" isnt he a slomosexual

by The guac crusader June 4, 2020

flowmosexual

A member of the male species, who is obsessively in love with his flow. Common flowmosexuals will spend hours on end perfecting their flow, rejecting relationships and friendships in the process.

Pauly is such a flowmosexual that half of his paycheck goes towards gel an dother accessories.

by BrenDun4th March 15, 2011

Scomosexual

An insulting name given to the Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison

Can't believe we have an idiot called scomosexual running the nation

by top_notch32 March 22, 2020

Shlomosexual

A person whose sexual deviancy is an attraction to jews or jewish deviant sexual behavior. Akin to pedophilia, transgender, homosexuality, bestiality, etc.

The congressman from New York was charged with creating and distributing child pornography and in his defense he claimed to be a Shlomosexual and should be a protected class. ~ Santi Alberto

by Boy interrupted January 6, 2025