Slowwield

Having insufficient brain power.

He is a slowwield having a room-temperature I.Q.

by anonymous May 7, 2022

Slowciety

A group of guys who can’t get out of high school, drive lifted truck with the mind set of they are cool as fuck, their truck is 1/1, and that they pull a lot of pussy. Though they think this their beliefs are untrue as they are gay as fuck, their trucks are like every other shit box, and bitches laugh at their awkward ass attempts to attract the opposition gender.

Woman 1: Look it’s Benny driving his Tahoe while playing Candy Shop through his subs.
Woman 2: Yeah he’s part of Slowciety, chances are soon he’ll flip out his tow mirrors to try and attract us.

Guy 1: That’s gay as fuck.

by bigdaddy694202 June 29, 2023

Mathematical Slowies

Non-trick or non-tricky math questions that you can do at your snail’s pace without worry or fear of having to sit for any killer test or exam—they are recommended for self-confessed folks who pride themselves of being “hopeless at math,” or not being born with the “math gene.”

Mathematical slowies are the opposite of “mathematical quickies,” which are generally solved with some insight, and often accompanied by an occasional aha! reaction.

by Numerati January 19, 2025

Sense of slowgency

The opposite of sense of urgency. To be routinely late for something.

Jim: Dan is late for our 10:00 meeting. This is the 15th meeting this month he's been late for.

Pete: Dan constantly exemplifies a sense of slowgency.

by Danijo2984 November 26, 2013