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Substitute Friend

A friend you kind of know, enough to be besties with them when your real best friend is absent from school or can't go to a party. Someone who usually isn't your first choice, but is nice enough for you to be temporary friends with them until you find your real friend(s). But afterward, you will probably never talk to them again.
Sarah: Are you going to Marcia's party since you guys were hanging out during chemistry class?
Jill: No. She was just my Substitute Friend.
by Kona Kon Tiki December 20, 2010
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I reject your reality and substitute my own.

A phrase used by a person who likes to eat shit, to some extent knows that eating shit is bad for them, but doesn't acknowledge that fact and therefore dismiss it.

It can be seen as a modern analogy to Plato's cave.
Example (à la Patrick's wallet meme):

PC user: You know that the baseline Mac Pro costs 5 times as much money than a similarly-spec'd windows based machine, right?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And you know that you can custom build your own PC, right?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And even get a similar Mac Pro computer case?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And configure it to run Mac OS?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: Then why did you buy the Mac Pro?!?!??

Apple user: Cus I reject your reality and substitute my own.

PC user: *facepalm*
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Slorstitute

A person who is a slut, whore, and prostitute and needs to catch their stanky booty ass life, kill it, and start a new one.
That girl over there is a straight up slorstitute.
by Imkittenmeow November 14, 2013
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substitute albino love

The action of grabbing a handful of snow and making love to it in order to get the feeling of being with an albino women.
me and my dad were having a snowball fight when suddenly the snow hit my crotch and i felt the beautiful sensation of substitute albino love.
by altairalex February 4, 2015
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Substitute arms

the flabby, wing-like flaps on the bottom part of a woman's upper arms; that every time they wave or write on the board the skin flaps in the air. (most commonly seen in the education field)
Mrs. Clark has HUGE substitute arms. Every time she writes out the Pythagorean theorem on the board , I'm scared they will knock me out in the back row!
by ivie03 April 6, 2017
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Sorostitute

Courtney's been out showing off her new BMW and driving frat-tastic guys back to their houses in it and sleeping with them. She's such a sorostitute!
by auditiger May 6, 2009
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Strostitute

A woman or man who doubles as a stripper and a prostitute. This is especially common among "lower class" strippers.
Candy, the stripper at Pink Pony, is totally a strostitute. Josh banged her for $120.
by onizzle1996 June 9, 2011
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