Sloppy Joe

A woman takes a shit on a man's chest. She then rubs it around on his chest using her vagina. (female version of the chili dog)

"Did you hear Trey got a sloppy joe last night?"

by crosieraye September 20, 2016

Sloppy Joe

When you start off with anal and keep going until your penis has feces all over, then switch to vaginal and the ending result looks like sloppy joe meat.

Bro, Dustin and Jennifer made sloppy joe all night last night.
Ewwww

by Hi I'm Sully January 27, 2017

Sloppy Joe

At SUNY Maritime, we have a tradition of Mugs giving each other a "Sloppy Joe." A "Sloppy Joe" is the act of rubbing and tugging until you get some baby batter in your hand. Walk up to a friend or foe and give them an old slap in the face with your baby juice. To make it extra sloppy, rub your hands together and get your protein shake extra tacky.

I saw a MUG in the engine room give another MUG a Sloppy Joe. Hope he enjoys salty treats.

by DomerDDoijiojoij September 15, 2017

Sloppy joe

Slang for a sloppy blowie

Elseroad managed to skate past every major activity in the work center and still get an extra day off and now owes everyone a sloppy joe.

by JHLmao September 20, 2016

Sloppy Joe

When you eat a girl out when she is having her period. Much tastier than the one that you buy at the market.

Man, I was hungry last night. Luckily, my girlfriend came over and I had a Sloppy Joe.

by sloppyguy April 30, 2009

Sloppy Joe

The act of one person pooping into another person's rectum and then engaging in anal sex with the receiving rectum.

Did you kiss her?
No, but I gave her a Sloppy Joe.

by CaitlynJennersVagina January 11, 2016

Sloppy Joe

When you drop a deuce and your significant other uses the feces as lubricant to jack you off.

Mike, "Hey bro how was last night with Sally?"
Tom , "She tried to give me a sloppy joe but the stank of my dank made me go limp."
Mike, " Ya'll nasty as hell."

by Timmy 5 cocks December 27, 2016