Scoombage

Pronounced- Skoom-bahj

A fuckin Scumbag, scum of the earth mothafucka.

Ayyy MICKEY, come out here and teach this fuckin gombadooch scoombage a lesson in respect..

by Don Fuckyamotha July 25, 2010

shloomp

using your hand like a credit card to swipe upwards in a females crotch

joey: shloomp! haha
brittany: fucking stop!

by nniuqyeoj August 5, 2010

Shoomer

Someone who is terrible at what they do yet still is somehow incredibly successful in what they do.

"For the past week, Ted has been serving nothing but raw meat to the customers. He's been promoted to CEO. What a Shoomer."

by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020

Geo SloMo

A sneaky little Mexican named Luis (or Luisa, on the streets). Always late for everything especially when he is supposed to be early. Got drunk in Reno and fell asleep with some random guy.

Dude, that F'n Geo SloMo is late again. Goddamn asshole.

by Rn2d@3ddr November 7, 2009

Shoombool

A funny name for Dick or Pussy; Usually used among children or teenagers

Your fly is open son, you don't want everyone to see your shoombool do you?!
Good night shoombooly!

by Steve Burn October 13, 2009

Sloment

1. An awkward moment in which you accidentally make direct eye contact with another person who hates you and life suddenly goes into slow motion for approximately 3 seconds until eye contact or silence is broken.

2. Moments also engaged by rivals, such as a criminal to a police officer. This is most often experienced when someone accidentally speeds past a police officer on the side of the road. The very moment of realization by the speeder will throw him into a sloment as he turns his head and watches himself get gunned.

As I turned the corner going 140mph in my black, Chevy Cobalt SS, I experienced a true sloment as I ripped past a cop chilling on the side of the road. After pulling me over, he wrote me a ticket for $500 and impounded my car. As they were towing away my baby, my mom rolled up. As she stepped out of the car, our eyes connected. The sloment was so intense that I could see the wrinkles under her eyes form as she glared at me - pissed that I just lost the car she hadn't even finished paying off yet. It was almost a mercy killing when the cop slapped cuffs on me and put me in the back of his car - better his than hers.

by chasevrocket January 17, 2010

Skoompin

A female who is always lookin for a hookup or always has a boyfriend. She often does this to cope with her previous relationship.

“Man, she always got a man. That b*tch be skoompin.

by Chaboy60 May 18, 2019