Swingin' Dick

A big time mover and shaker, one who feels their self-importance to society is so high that they use extra starch on their shirts as if they were on their way to a Dracula convention.

Look at that guy, he's a real swingin' dick. His shirt is so stiff it could walk by itself.

by g3 and mocheeks December 9, 2008

Slinging Dick

Another plumber's term. It means to put a sling on your friend Richard, who was hurt in a plumbing accident

Richard broke his arm while laying pipe. Guess I'll be slinging Dick.

by blormble August 18, 2019

Purple Headed Yogart Slinging Dragon

It's another absurd way of saying a dick which spurts out cum or sperm whichever. It's not actually purple but you get the jest.

Why don't you explore the purple headed yogart slinging dragon

by TequilaPrep September 15, 2009

Slinging Dick

"Slinging Dick" refers to fucking shit up, be it in a video game or real life. If you got MVP in a Halo, you were slinging dick that match.

COD Announcer: Friendly nuke has been launched.

Player 1: Goddamn, that guy is slinging dick?/!

by Big dong6969 July 11, 2024

slinging a deuce

The act of taking a dump. Comes from the phrase "number 2" hence the term deuce.

That guy is such a tard that he takes his laptop with him while he's slinging a deuce.

by CalStabn September 22, 2005

Slinkin' on a Doop

When someone asks you "what the fuck are you doing!?" or "what are your plans for this weekend?" or simply asks you " hey whats up?" a legitament response is Slinkin On A Doop.

GIRL: hey hunny, what are you doing after class?
BOY: meh, prolly slinkin' on a doop. why?
GIRL: well can i come, my class was cancled?
BOY: yea sure as long as you make sure you get your doop on....i dont want to be embarrassed like last time.

by thunder punch May 4, 2010

slongin on the long dong

Old school word meaning to give..spitty,
sloppy,slobbering, gurgly head!The best!....sucklng cock..licking dick noisily!...Good sloppy ,spitty blow job!

Pure ecstasy..

I'm goin to tell you what man!
That bitch there brother, she was "slongin on the long dong" last night with me like there was no tomorrow! Never felt so good!Yea !

by anonymous November 7, 2017